dyl

“don’t overthink it” ok then what should i do with all the thoughts i already made about it

my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

@NHLBruins @pastrnak96

WINNER WINNER, YOU KNOW WHAT’S FOR DINNER 🍝

"Hoje a série começa de verdade, o Embiid voltou" Payton Pritchard completamente do nada:

Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

british people ate with "are you having a laugh"

“it’s not that deep” well, it’s not that shallow either

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

i hate having an internal monologue like shut the fuck up for five minutes

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

my body isn’t a temple, it’s a skyscraper and everyday is 9/11

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

i hope this email kills us both instantly

can i please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life