dynora ❁

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

Sometimes I want to reply to emails like: Hi Carol, I literally have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Thanks,

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

Just got back from the doctors and they prescribed me a weekend of getting WASTED!!!!!!!

Using your PTO just to stay home & decompress is a vibe too.

Your honor i thought we were friends

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

everything has meaning when you’re Me

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

My five year plan is to see how it goes

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

cant believe im spending my hottest years sending emails

walking into the emergency room and saying just give me the usual

“i asked chatgpt—” okay well i asked the stray cat outside my house and he blinked at me slowly and said you’re a lost cause

“if you give a mouse a cookie” how about if you give a girl a gun

does anyone know where i can get a relaxed nervous system