KS

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and outta jail. No more, no less

Not coming from generational wealth is really starting to be an inconvenience.

Here tf we go again. I mean good morning.

If we make plans and you start adding people, you can subtract me.

Why is being alive so expensive. I’m not even having a good time.

Every 5 minutes, another Monday rolls around. This is not sustainable.

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

@difficultpatty So true

I can only meal prep for four days because day five is gross.

Stuck between I need to save money and you only live once.

I’m getting sick and tired of these 30 minute weekends.

Couldn’t find coffee so this will have to do

@kaitduffy I’ll cut my granny off if she don’t see it how I see it

“You can’t just block everyone” My own mother is blocked

@GallFAM4 Nothing feels better than a clean house

When you’re cleaning and you take a step back to admire your work 💋

My favorite line when I’m drunk is “I’m not even drunk” whole time I can’t see.

@kaylala1 Sit back and enjoy the ride

Me without coffee: suffering Me with coffee: suffering but with a faster heart rate

Feeling cute and drunk will delete later

@Wittle_Giggles 🫡

If you’re looking for a sign to drink tonight, this is it.

@GallFAM4 😬

@KES537 Lmao hopefully no one at work follows you here

On my way to Vegas! Almost forgot to call in sick.