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when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 4 days ago😭

innie mark annoying as hell full shade

@iac_ant ? :o

@e11yv No

the "sexy cop" costume needs to die

@iac_ant lol

@e11yv Andddddd I’m done

when i was on a date w this guy and i told him i speak four languages and he responded with "sarcasm doesnt count"

@iac_ant rip

@e11yv Anddddddddd it’s closed again

loïc reopened this is the best news ive received all day

@iac_ant true

@e11yv take this back #beli

couples with joint social media accounts need to be stopped

when someone sends the standalone "hi how are you" message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation

Jordan love for no fucking reason today twitter.com/kingaintsassy/…

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

Niners and chiefs fans uniting tonight

you relax for 5 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 11pm

CHASE YOUNG AND NICK BOSA!!

Niner fans sleeping good tonight 😌

After beating the Cowboys, the 49ers now have won 14-consecutive regular-season games dating back to Week 8 of 2022, the NFL’s longest active win streak and the second-longest regular-season win streak in franchise history. It is one win short of the 15 straight games that San Francisco won from Week 12 of the 1989 season to Week 10 of the 1990 season. The 49ers can tie their franchise record Sunday in Week 6 at Cleveland.

this justin on maria im drunk

Every waiter in montreal looks like this

Just wanted to get the gang together to say, uh yo