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@CJAY92 @KrysonCJAY Every time I see our boys flying one of these bad mammajammas I immediately shout “give em hell boys!!” Always thankful for our men and women of the armed forces doing what they do so we can drink a beer and watch Edmonton lose.

Anyone else's favourite part of the Labour Day Classic the CF-18 flyover? I literally only go to the game to see them, and the game just happens to be a bonus. - @KrysonCJAY

GaspeTech Innovations is pleased to present the ManOvenMitt. It’s how dudes handle hot shit

Went to see @Slash last night. Had an awesome time! Turns out that dude can sure play the geetahh. Everyone there needed some burn cream for their faces because slash melted our faces off. Pretty sure they had to dunk that guitar in water to cool it off afterwards

Its st Jean baptiste day. Good day to hit the foothills of Alberta and enjoy being home.

My awesome and hot wife got some strawberries for the garden and the first one of the year was ready. This was mind blowing.

Hell yeah time for some buckin horses.

Part 2 My Basement. My Rules. @terry_cahill, @JesseModz @OfficialHacksaw #WWE #CJay92 #tablehockey #undergroundleague

FRANKENHOOKER was released on this day in 1990! Comment below with your favorite quote!

So I thought I had the “finesse” to navigate the weed wacker around my wife’s plants. It turns out that no, no I don’t. Damn

Watching @MickJagger shake it like this really makes me ashamed of breaking a sweat getting the bikes out of the shed this afternoon

Your neighbour says his new scooter is just the tits but sure as God’s got sandals there ain’t nothin’ tits about a scooter.

@Cmdr_Hadfield So, how long do you “hold it” before the sweet release in zero g? Like do you know the diaper is there and just go for it? Or, is the aftermath so nasty you just try and make it back into the ISS and the diaper is more of a biological fail safe?

That's what diapers are for.

Turn on your sound and be inspired by Sir David Attenborough, the voice of #OurPlanet @Netflix which launches today, 5 April! 👏

So I busted the little slider deelie in my closet door. Nothing #sketchup and my #3dprinter can’t handle 😎

Now THIS is how to start a rock show!!

Dammmnnn

@TimWadephul @bubbaWpgRadio @JDfromCJAY Hahha so true

When you’re an Oilers fan at the Dome, and the Flames put up 9.

@changelog @nixcraft Hey man, the truck is still rolling and therefore we still hit our 99.999% uptime SLA.

“This technical debt can wait. I have a feature to deliver!”

So.. fun fact. When it’s -22C attempting to replace one of those little propane bottles on the #bbq bare handed because you can’t get a good grip with the mittens on is instant frostbite for fingers. #moron

Mr kitten says yaaaaasssss. This is what I call “sex panther mode”