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Dad said " if you want to live in peace ✌ with a lot of people, learn to ignore everything you hear they say about you". ( iminsula e buntu)
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@eKakole
I don't need to be perfect 4me to do the will of God..all I need is to be available||ManCity⏹and BAYERN FAN
L/stonezambia Katılım Nisan 2014
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Awe uyu mambala natu ziza zoona. Instead of focusing on the holiday issue can Zambian govt look into supporting the sondashi formula for us please. We need it now more than ever..
Chief_Engineer@ChiefEngineerCE
Dan, Zambia has the highest birth rate in the world. They can't keep it in their pants and can't afford their children. Somehow my taxes are needed here? I have never been there. I don't know any Zambians and certainly wasn't allowed to deduct them on my taxes yet you want me to support this? It has to stop.
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@Lewis_Mulinda Opportunities and power is what they're chasing
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Seems Lusaka businessmen admire being on the Govt payroll. All of them want to stand.
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@simplytee23 I be calling every female "baby girl" and I don't even realize it at times 😁
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The feminine urge to call every woman a pet name, “thank you, my love,” “sorry babe,” “okay sweetheart” even if we met 2min ago.
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It’s been 6 years already 😅
Baby Pills 🌸👁🗨🇿🇲@eKakole
I'm childish to the extent of take a video when I see a bugatti 😩
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@ToxicSideChick_ I told my uncle that I would love to go back to his house am tired of being an adult. He said I should hold the thought a little bit, football is played in 90 minutes.. 😑
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Until you start sorting your bills and paying your rent, you won't understand why the prodigal son went back home.
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@FaithAlakas @HungryLionZM Hmmm maybe we missed the memo of putting your owe ingredients 🤨😑
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@eKakole @HungryLionZM This happened to me, except mine only had chicken, no cheese, no lettuce, NOTHING!!!! @HungryLionZM
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@HungryLionZM I ordered a free upsize big boss cheese meal at oasis mall and got a burger without chicken. 🥹is it to put your own chicken on the burger, aii?
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@KairaMorgan @HungryLionZM On my meal? Awe she should behave herself
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@eKakole @HungryLionZM The person that was packing is trying to balance his shortage 😂😂
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Tried ileenda ilepya for the first time. Now I have rush on my face. 🙃
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@amothersmuse I’m definitely coming back to civilization, no more embarrassing moments 🙈
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@amothersmuse How are you doing?
I have to move from the village 😩
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I stay in the village and just got pa network you guys. Update me on what's going on 😭😭
Sika@Sika_lennon
Read the room baby pills naiwe😭😂😂
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Read the room baby pills naiwe😭😂😂
Baby Pills 🌸👁🗨🇿🇲@eKakole
Just because it's circumcised doesn't mean it's clean.
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As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏
When you use public toilets, rinse your penis.
Before you sit, lace with toilet papers.
Use one boxer per day.
Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.
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Mine were married. When they broke up, she called me and said “Nikawalala imbwa uja!”
BETTER CALL CHU🫧@badmanchuu
The concept of the maid dating the Garden Boy will never not be funny 😭😭😭 when they break up? Eish
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Konnichiwa, fwantamo chi number mu phone, koma sava, Ola, soy Dora.
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Dear God, please give us this day a Mercedes-Benz.
Amen.
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