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@reddit_lies The world is healing

Go forth, young patriots.

@reddit_lies now do the quran

Le epic redditor owns the fundies

@reddit_lies Being 5'7" doesn't make you a loser, nor does being ugly. But being in a cuckold "relationship" makes you the biggest loser ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter

@elonmusk Actually, let them. They are culling themselves from the gene pool so that the rest of us, the productive people, can build a better future.

@nypost legacy media: it's the size of one texas

Evidence of giant squid discovered - bodacious beast is bigger than a school bus with eyes the size of a large pizza trib.al/VdMhR1f

@misfitpatriot_ Nah, Peter Thiel will save him.

They don’t fuck around with this in FL. The era of chasing clicks by being a garbage human is leading to real world consequences for live streamers. None of your followers are gonna donate to your canteen like it’s a super chat when you’re in prison. Make smart choices…

@reddit_lies How exactly is "America reverting back to times where woman didn't have freedom"? What a retarded thing to say, classic reddit. The only thing I see is a desperate Karen starting her career in a weird way as an onlyfans prostitute.

This is how Reddit rationalizes a woman dangling topless from a bell in Italy. The "artist" did this to raise awareness about climate change.

@EndymionYT what the AI is that?

What the fuck is that bicycle kick 💀😭

@LundukeJournal We didn't forget. It’s intentional. Decades working in the manufacturing sector have shown me exactly how finance departments override engineering just to "cut costs" and enforce planned obsolescence.

Seriously. When did we forget how to make “a cord that doesn’t break in a week”? We used to endlessly fidget with that telephone cord. Then we used it as a whip. Then we tied things up with it. And the darn thing still worked for another three decades before we bought a new phone. Not because the cord (or the phone) was broken… just because we wanted a new wireless one that didn’t need the (apparently indestructible) cord.

@RCamposDuffy When asked about elections, Delcy basically said: "lol i dunno, I’m the new dictator-for-life now, sponsored by Trump btw."

Rep. Carlos Giménez calls for free and fair elections in Venezuela and refers to Delcy Rodríguez as an interim dictator.

@NAClears @thechromeqt Reminds me of the all-female League of Legends team that got crushed into oblivion in 2019.

@thechromeqt Saying theres no biological advantage is crazy. I can guarantee you the best women’s team would get shit on 99 out of a 100 times.

“Biological Girls Only” in a VALORANT tournament… The whole reason I love competing in esports rather than actual sports is because there is no biological advantage/disadvantage to playing video games. So I don’t understand the reasoning behind excluding trans women in this.

@Polymarket What changed? Because it still feels uninvestable.

JUST IN: Exxon CEO now considers reinvesting in Venezuela months after calling its oil sector "uninvestable."

@Polymarket Alright. Now let’s get back to 3.5M bpd. That’s where we were before this 30-year socialist nightmare began.

JUST IN: Venezuelan crude exports rise for third straight month, officially surpassing 1 million barrels a day.

@reddit_lies 🤮

Reddit Moment

@reddit_lies Congratulations reddit: Your room-temperature IQ managed to create a world where only criminals have guns and the law-abiding are defenseless. Get ready for a black market boom.

Redditor tries to solve gun crime:

@StefanMolyneux Good thing her bloodline ends with her; these people are culling themselves off.

- 4 billion years of evolution - take and enjoy the gift of life - refuse to pay it forward

@homegymcoop Not bolted to the floor. Bro already won the lawsuit.

This is a perfect example of why buying cheap equipment can often end in a bad day. Every functional trainer should have the ability for the full stacks to be in use without this happening. Even without being bolted to the ground.

@StefanMolyneux spot on

Smoking is not allowed for Muslims

@SeanMcCarthyCom I've always wondered if these people think it's worth looking like complete idiots to the world for the amount of money they get paid per tweet

Do people in America just not think about the fact that a poor nation we have sanctioned since the 1960s has a longer average life expectancy than us

@reddit_lies ok, that's gay.

The kids are gonna be alright.