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eLBumperino

@eLBumperino

Stabby duck most of the time, Mechanical Engineer when bored. Not verified until X starts accepting crypto as a payment method. em dash. ✝

The Pond Katılım Eylül 2024
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Go forth, young patriots.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Le epic redditor owns the fundies
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@reddit_lies Being 5'7" doesn't make you a loser, nor does being ugly. But being in a cuckold "relationship" makes you the biggest loser ever. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@elonmusk Actually, let them. They are culling themselves from the gene pool so that the rest of us, the productive people, can build a better future.
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@nypost legacy media: it's the size of one texas
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Evidence of giant squid discovered - bodacious beast is bigger than a school bus with eyes the size of a large pizza trib.al/VdMhR1f
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The Misfit Patriot
The Misfit Patriot@misfitpatriot_·
They don’t fuck around with this in FL. The era of chasing clicks by being a garbage human is leading to real world consequences for live streamers. None of your followers are gonna donate to your canteen like it’s a super chat when you’re in prison. Make smart choices…
ABC News@ABC

Clavicular, a controversial figure in the online "looksmaxxing" fad, was charged by Florida authorities after allegedly firing a gun at an alligator during a livestream, court documents show. abcnews.link/81a2rQb

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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@reddit_lies How exactly is "America reverting back to times where woman didn't have freedom"? What a retarded thing to say, classic reddit. The only thing I see is a desperate Karen starting her career in a weird way as an onlyfans prostitute.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
This is how Reddit rationalizes a woman dangling topless from a bell in Italy. The "artist" did this to raise awareness about climate change.
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@LundukeJournal We didn't forget. It’s intentional. Decades working in the manufacturing sector have shown me exactly how finance departments override engineering just to "cut costs" and enforce planned obsolescence.
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The Lunduke Journal
The Lunduke Journal@LundukeJournal·
Seriously. When did we forget how to make “a cord that doesn’t break in a week”? We used to endlessly fidget with that telephone cord. Then we used it as a whip. Then we tied things up with it. And the darn thing still worked for another three decades before we bought a new phone. Not because the cord (or the phone) was broken… just because we wanted a new wireless one that didn’t need the (apparently indestructible) cord.
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@RCamposDuffy When asked about elections, Delcy basically said: "lol i dunno, I’m the new dictator-for-life now, sponsored by Trump btw."
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Rachel Campos-Duffy
Rachel Campos-Duffy@RCamposDuffy·
Rep. Carlos Giménez calls for free and fair elections in Venezuela and refers to Delcy Rodríguez as an interim dictator.
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Tretzy
Tretzy@NAClears·
@thechromeqt Saying theres no biological advantage is crazy. I can guarantee you the best women’s team would get shit on 99 out of a 100 times.
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chromeqt
chromeqt@thechromeqt·
“Biological Girls Only” in a VALORANT tournament… The whole reason I love competing in esports rather than actual sports is because there is no biological advantage/disadvantage to playing video games. So I don’t understand the reasoning behind excluding trans women in this.
femaleplayersTN@femaleplayersTN

👑 Girls Only Valorant Tournament 👑 📅 Dates: May 9th / 10th, 2026 🎮 Format: 5v5 Standard 💰 Prize: 5000 VP per team (1000 VP per player) 🔗 Link: discord.gg/dMbEcNpsr

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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Exxon CEO now considers reinvesting in Venezuela months after calling its oil sector "uninvestable."
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eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@Polymarket Alright. Now let’s get back to 3.5M bpd. That’s where we were before this 30-year socialist nightmare began.
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Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: Venezuelan crude exports rise for third straight month, officially surpassing 1 million barrels a day.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Reddit Moment
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@reddit_lies Congratulations reddit: Your room-temperature IQ managed to create a world where only criminals have guns and the law-abiding are defenseless. Get ready for a black market boom.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Redditor tries to solve gun crime:
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@StefanMolyneux Good thing her bloodline ends with her; these people are culling themselves off.
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Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy
Cooper Mitchell - HomeGymGuy@homegymcoop·
This is a perfect example of why buying cheap equipment can often end in a bad day. Every functional trainer should have the ability for the full stacks to be in use without this happening. Even without being bolted to the ground.
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eLBumperino
eLBumperino@eLBumperino·
@SeanMcCarthyCom I've always wondered if these people think it's worth looking like complete idiots to the world for the amount of money they get paid per tweet
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
The kids are gonna be alright.
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