🍗🍗Laoniang the fallen fangirl

Things I've learned from microficcing so far 1. I am pants-ing. Huh! 2. I have short bursts of inspiration and energy 3. i haven't lost my sense of humor 4. Am shook at the breadth of my erudition (Hao Lian!)

the most maddening part about ai in a work setting is how managers are willing to accept completely subpar work created by ai that they would NEVER in a million years accept from a real person

Ooo saw Noah Wylie as a lead in Falling Skies on the flix

me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men

The AI bubble & data center issue is at peak stress. They have invested far too much into AI to let public opinion put that at risk. They will do anything to flip the narrative, create a real "luddite" boogeyman & sweep real criticism under the rug. List of criticisms below.

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

@cloudywind gowhere.gov.sg/hpbfitnesstrac…

@eSZactLee Wah still must making booking??

Wah we have a machine for this???

JinMao coded

Me: riding the Shinkansen quietly This is so peaceful. Old Japanese woman beside me: You are sitting in my son's energy. Me: I'm sorry? Old woman: His spirit likes window seats. Me: Is your son— Old woman: Alive. Just dramatic. Me: Oh. She opens a bag and hands me an orange. Old woman: Eat. Me: Thank you? Old woman: You look calcium deficient. Me: That's an insane thing to say to a stranger. Old woman: I raised three boys. I can tell. pause Train becomes completely silent. Old woman suddenly points across aisle. Old woman: That man is lying. Me: About what. Old woman: Everything. Me: You don't even know him. Old woman: His shoes are too shiny. Never trust shiny shoes on a Tuesday. Me: It's Friday. Old woman slowly turns toward me. Old woman: For you. silence Conductor walks past and bows to her specifically. Me: Why did the conductor bow extra low. Old woman casually sipping tea: I used to own him. Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

It needs to be done I have to release this abomination #Projecthailmary

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here: gofund.me/456d8a193

有些人工作，只是在完成流程。有些人工作，会让你感觉他在创造一件作品。 哪怕只是一杯饮料，也会让人看见热爱的样子。

Singapore’s MRT stations are so beautiful that LASALLE’s graduate fashion show was held at one of them! Cantonment MRT (along with the other 2 CCL6 stns) are set to open on July 12. 🎥: @/jarielann on TikTok

please don't wear high heels to the swimming pool.🫣

Rocky convincing Grace to stay on Erid

“Meet the firefighters refusing to pour gasoline everywhere.”

how grotesque is the expression “earn a living”

“So what do you do for a living, Fred?” “Well I used to touch packages.” “I don’t understand…” “The packages would come in, and a silo of them would be fed onto a conveyer belt. As they went by, I touched each one.” “I’m not following here.” “Each bag needed to be touched and I touched each one.” “Okay but why?” “Well the labels need to be face down and I touched them and made them all face down. It was a great gig until my job was eliminated.” “Oh no, did they put another camera looking down from above so that no one needed to touch the package?” “No they spent millions of dollars, or 20 years of my salary to train a robot over months to touch the packages as good as me.” “Why not just add another camera?” “Because that’s not enough to trick investors into buying really inconvenient and expensive automation tools.”