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🎈笨笨一號 - Attritable Stratospheric Balloon🎈
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The smartest idiot you know; functionally illiterate. There will be typos. My opinions come from the nether. Long live🎈 Feb 4,2023 对不起我的中文很不及格，终究我還是笨笨一号 ：）
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@lyrratic (thank you for the tea you have given me in the past please do not blacklist me)
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@lyrratic I'm dumb and friends give me loose leaf tea that I then proceed to torture by putting it into this thing (jk I don't use this very often)
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@lyrratic Can I see this the next time we see each other LMAO
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Shut fuck bastard man refrain speak poor of Illinois glorious institution
Steve Cortes@CortesSteve
Univ of Illinois plays tonight in the tournament, way to go Illini! You wouldn’t know it from the cheer squad, but U of I is overrun with 6,000 Chinese nationals, taking coveted spots that should go to American young people! See my doc 🎥 CHINA’S COLLEGE TAKEOVER…
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I did a class project with a guy like this once.
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
This organism has no organs, it has just one hole (for food to enter and exit) and scientists still argue where it belongs in the tree of life. It just slides on the deep sea floor, existing for no clear reason. It is called Xenoturbella.
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hotboxing my bitch son in a water cooler
Cats with Aura 😺@catwithaura
For those who are wondering, it's an asthma treatment disguised as an orange distillation process
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imagine being a chinese intelligence officer whose job is to contextualise why the white house posted a pixelated cock on main as the global economy takes a dive
The White House@WhiteHouse
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If you’re a terrorist at what point do you call it a day in the 4-hour TSA line
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Have a neighbor you hate? HOA president bothering you? Guess what, Daryl? Enjoy the new 24/7/365 permanent sunlight I ordered up for your house, bud.
shirish@shiri_shh
This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭
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Imagine being sent to negotiate the opening of the strait of Hormuz and then you have to fight Satan
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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Triple the Stepan budget
🇺🇦Julia Pod 🇺🇦@Jpod_art
Lynx Stepan from the Kyiv Zoo still hasn't lost weight This is where your US tax money goes
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This is so much better than that bullshit phrase ‘Irish goodbye’ and I shall be utilising it henceforth
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CALIFORNIA POLL: Governor - top two advance - Slavet (R) internal
🟥 Steve Hilton: 14%
🟦 Tom Steyer: 12%
🟥 Chad Bianco: 11%
🟦 Eric Swalwell: 9%
🟦 Katie Porter: 8%
🟦 A. Villaraigosa: 7%
🟦 Xavier Becerra: 6%
🟥 Jon Slavet: 5%
🟦 Betty Yee: 4%
🟦 Matt Mahan: 4%
🟦 T. Thurmond: 3%
J. Wallin Opinion | 1/29-2/1 (posted today)
weeklyvoice.com/new-poll-shows…
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@lyrratic ;0 I wouldn't mind a few
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Reminder that the United States could have been the world leader in 5G technology instead of China if we had just given *one guy* a green card when he needed one.
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Both Trump and the Iranians have gotten where they are by being elite bad-faith negotiators, gotta be a mind trip for each to finally encounter a peer
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone
TRUMP: IRANIAN NEGOTIATORS ARE VERY DIFFERENT AND "STRANGE."
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