Emma Sharff

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Emma Sharff

@e__sharff

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Boston, MA Katılım Ağustos 2011

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·24 Şub

Get in bitch we’re going to the beach that has plastic Garfield phones

jim rose circus@jimrosecircus1

For more than 30 years, plastic Garfield phones have been washing up on French beaches. The mystery is now solved: a shipping container from a ship that sank in the 80s was found in a hidden cave.

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·1 Nis

back on my bull shit (making soft boiled eggs with perfectly jammy yolks)

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·7 Ara

it’s better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all 💔

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·24 Eyl

actually the rapture is about me (jewish) and so is the tylenol thing (i famously only take advil)

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·19 Eyl

my monkeys find your circus overstimulating

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·22 Ağu

my therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick “you’re too pretty to work”

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·7 Ağu

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kie@criminalplaza·7 Ağu

the category is: should’ve gone to paris but stayed with mediocre boyfriend instead

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·24 Tem

do not TALK to me my hands feel STICKY

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alexis@wsndonuts·19 Mar

y'all oh my god i have a work outing during the severance finale...not me getting screwed by my own ORTBO

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vivi@mooncatvivi·10 Mar

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong

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Emma Sharff@e__sharff·3 Mar

It’s the magic of Christmas

BRICS News@BRICSinfo

🇨🇳 China discovers 'limitless' energy source that could power the country for 60,000 years, geologists in Beijing claim.

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