Chud Norris

Thank you @DhillDucks, I've been dreaming about the £20 your win just made me. 🙏

@rathor7_ Who tf has ever said the end of the fucking world is one of the worst tv shows of all time

Ranking Worst TV show of all time

your soulmate is posting on x for 7 likes

@BeastTamerFl As long as theres an interesting story behind it

@e_pritch Does it have to be in the club again orrr

I should get punched in the face more often

I love you ice machine 💗

saying a joke in vc and getting zero laughs

One day one of my friends will come out as trans I just know it

@HarkHugh @SpencerAlthouse "The Left" and its Stephen Colbert

@SpencerAlthouse In case anyone was wondering just how petty the left are when they don't get their way. Children in every way but age. And they are literally proud of behaving like children throwing their tantrums. Colbert is the perfect Poster Boy for all of 'em.

LOL Stephen Colbert is making his band play licensed music during his final show so CBS – who fired him – will get sued and have to pay millions "Anyone illegally using that music is gonna have to pay through the nose--" [band starts playing] "Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!"

you’ll be at your lowest and then nationwide will shine down on you and give you £100 for no reason and suddenly there’s a reason to live

@calg3nt Stolen valour

mr beast 🦁 every stroke without cumming is $1000🤑

@Cap73118574 @SpaceKoala Don't

@e_pritch @SpaceKoala Halfway to 80 next year posting gem alarm btw

I find robots like this far more palletable.

No good movies in the cinema just kill me

Heh... me

@g4cer0berts Boring

When you watch that film your friend recommends and its highkey boring

@g4cer0berts It just wasn't my thing

@e_pritch You’re highkey boring and an unintelligent little beast

She was a non-binary chaser back when it was niche Now it’s the new norm

@Crystal04605971 Follow me back

@Crystal04605971 @BeastTamerFl I'm so sorry, I'll do better to learn your allergies next time