E_Swan93

I have been claimed as someone’s permanent euchre partner. It is the highest honor I have been bestowed as a midwesterner.

“Wait, there were pools back then?!” -referring to @ShiverMeTylers childhood

She has a lot of ego for someone who gets stuck in the bathroom when her hands are wet.

You got everything you need? Keys? Wallet? Watch? Spare bisexual?

@_The_Meginator He devours literature

@_The_Meginator Pics or it didn’t happen.

@morgie_corgi Omg Mo! That Riddler tho. 🤩

Hi guys! No pressure, but I’m looking to see if anyone would be interested in a commission? I’m really struggling to get a job and I could really use the money since I’m going to have to start paying for driving lessons soon! Let me know if you’re interested! 💕

Spotify wrappped? More like “Your Mental State: The Musical”

at any given moment there are about five emails trying to kill me

Hey I’m working on getting a twitch stream going! If anyone would like to give a follow or any streaming advice it would be greatly appreciated! twitch.tv/e_swan

“It’s not your fault but I was having a conniption fit”

@AnnieShoes1 Yes, and screamed at the sky at precisely noon.

@e_swan93 Did you wear pink?

Well, it’s Wednesday.

I’m sad that when I’m a grown up I’ll have pain. -my 6yo niece

Don’t fuck with the kale either! @ShiverMeTylers

Is it really drama if no one dyes their hair over it?

@ambiguousbob Right?! She wasn’t hugely liked before this and I was the only one who would somewhat listen to her... if she wants someone to do smth she has to tell me to tell everyone else... so... oops.

@e_swan93 This seems like a sure way to ease workplace tension and paranoia. What a champ.

I don’t know what psychological, ironic games my boss is playing but she just sent me this... so that’s fun.

@AnnieShoes1 It is. I have no clue how to respond. Do I tell her? Is this just to make me over think? What the fakkkkk

@e_swan93 That’s a weird thing to send someone.