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thinking abt a fat wrap from Mrs falafel :((((

twitter pushing me s*r*h kn*fo propaganda actually can get fucked

qui va dire aux gays français que leur hashtag de cette semaine est pas en bon anglais

all wanky posh boys know is shit jokes and sun damaged skin

london fit in the countryside and it’s a trench coat

call the midwife ass fit

no one is asking for your mirror selfie wrapped just drop it thirst traps nd go x

war is over

@SarahQuoi us doin a swap hehe

girls am officially m*ving to p*ris in a week wtf x

saw p*ul sween*y in sprigg today and unfortunately he is quite hot

as someone who works with hotels I have to laugh that ppl are in uproar about “illegals being housed in 4* hilton hotel” and it’s some sad dark poorly-rated 70s hotel in disrepair by a motorway thats been dropped by several hotel brands that no one local would ever go to

imagine being an ex MP and being this fucking dense I s2g

@SarahQuoi et si je te disais que mon inspiration pour ce tweet venait apres avoir vu un TikTok avec une recette de cake courgette chèvre ….

les cakes salés sont contre nature ❌ ❌ ❌

have finished my 4 la roche products at the same time I’m never going to financially recover from the order I’m about to have to do

@AllAboardLouis preeeeeeach

this should’ve been her year….

a linkedin job update post can be quite fun wydm we are assembling past colleagues, someone from my year 8 form group, a twitter oomf, an ex uni flatmate, someone my bestie from sixth form kissed at a party once, and someone from my year abroad all in one place