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It was at the cafeteria, there was this new GenZ employee, she had her food in the microwave and was writing a couple of things down from her phone on her notepad. HR lady: why aren't you using the company issued notepad? GenZ: my notepad is very personal, I also use it as a journal to plan my schedule, I've had this one for a couple of months now and I didn't think I needed a change yet. Besides, I gave that one to my brother. HR lady: you must switch to the company notepad, it's compulsory. GenZ: I didn't see it in the employee agreement nor was I informed on my offer letter to compulsorily use the staff onboarding item, I believe those are left to employee discretion. HR lady: I am telling you that you must use it now. GenZ: since I already gave that one out, do I get a free one based off this new directive? HR lady: you have to buy a new one from corporate communications. GenZ: I don't think I would be agreeing with any directive that is not stated in my offer letter, company dress code and the employee compliance policy I received in my mails, should there be any recent developments please email a revised version to all staff and put measures for easy compliance, thank you. She stood up, headed for the microwave and took out her lunch Me and six others using the cafeteria:

I've seen nepo babies oo but this babe was a new discovery, her family came over around August from the US for their grandpa's burial and she felt idle, so her dad put in a couple of calls through for a sort of internship for her. - She was 22 and had a master's in digital marketing, she had spent all her life abroad and the work experience was very different for her 😂. - She said I looked small for my age, that her 12 year old younger brother looks like me (emi senior man😭). - She wanted us to get coffee every morning from one cafe in VI like that, the coffee was 8k (how much am I even making to be sipping coffee 8k every morning 😭) -She came in the exact same SUV build and model that our MD used and her driver came back to pick her up 30 minutes before she closed, we close by 5pm, she closes by 2pm. - She worked for 2 months and HR had to legit beg her to open an account, she didn't know it was a paid internship so she worked under the impression that she was "keeping busy". (make I no see my salary early on payday, I go done nearly craze😭). - She stays in banana island and casual mentions staying in the same neighborhood with Davido, she asks me where I stay, na once I talk Lagos mainland, make I go mention Surulere make she ask me if na delicacy 😭, abeg oo💔. Wo, just have money oo.

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