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But what about the nation’s Pussies and Cracks??

This Thursday is the final night of previews before UCBNY has its grand re-opening weekend! Come see me & @each1teach1 do a very special 2-prov show -- our first together in YEARS!! Tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/ucbny-pre…

"The Baron & The Junk Dealer" 2min20seconds of a 3-minute short film animated by Jay Marks based on the comics inspired by the stage play which premieres in Edinburgh this week! You can watch the full 3-minute version on YouTube, here: youtu.be/daYKJMtsLtQ

Interview with Director Shem Pennant @each1teach1 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Obama killing all of his houseplants is the most I’ve ever related to a president

@Bluvband BROS THO?

I’m on a podcast talking about one of my favourite movies Brazil with one of my favourite people.

Alas I Am All Ass

The magical spell of Top Gun: Maverick dissipates the second you step out of Times Square into Fleet Week.

Finding out you don’t owe any US taxes is like winning the lottery. Although you have to declare all lottery winnings … fuck they got me

The award for best actor goes to … Will Smith but for Ali 2?

@JayCatch We still can, man.

If I was 15 years older I would 100% of been a break dancing ass nigga

@donwill I’m very willing and able to play bass, tamborine or make weird synth sounds with a theremin.

anybody in brooklyn wanna start a band? i'm like 70% serious and that's based solely on the seriousness of the replies

Miguelito! 👑

Woah.

We didn’t know how good we had it when life was MoviePass and Pokémon Go

@JayCatch Nigga answer your texts.

I got a haircut then didn’t really see anyone for a week

If you had asked me in the 1990s which actor on the sitcom NewsRadio would be causing actual damage to American society in the year 2022, I would've guessed incorrectly.

Still the best political campaign video I’ve ever seen 🔥🔥🔥

@erinhollyfenton Loved it but never surpasses the giddy high of that opening walk sequence.

I wish every person had to watch Annette and I could ask them what they thought. Make Joe Biden watch it. Make Keanu Reeves watch it. Make Tiffany Pollard watch it. Make your mom watch it.

I like to impress people in bars by Peacocking. By which I mean telling them I can afford a subscription to @PeacockTV