Evan Johnson

People who break the ice with “Well what do you know” think it’s such a sick line, I mean just sooo sick

I gotta take my anger out on someone and I’m afraid it’s you @PeteButtigieg but how is it 2023 and streetlights are bringing 50 cars to a stop for 0 cars, smells like conspiracy with oil companies to me youtu.be/gnsyS0fLKx0

I really think it’s just time you go ahead and sign an executive order to put overpasses at all major intersections, I’m just done with streetlights @biden

I can’t not say “hell ya brother” whenever I see an alpha chick driving a motorcycle

How can you not be romantic about lingerie football #PakistanEconomy

#DamarHamlin watching Hines take these kickoffs

New Years resolution was to stop making New Years resolutions to drink more water and floss, never gonna happen youtu.be/Wtp2eMxhdug

Was always curious about that non-nutritive cereal varnish, would have loved to get a peek at Clark’s brief summary report #exteriorillumination

This just keeps getting better, “I’m not a doctor I never have been” 😂😂😂

Incredible comp

Anyone else do a thorough sweep of your home while wielding a non-battle ready samurai sword after watching a scary movie or is it just me, like I’m talking closets, sheds, inside the dryer the whole 9 #barbarian

Seen this tweet appear at least 10 times but she really never gets old

Every Vikings fan today 😂 #skol

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

Me when I saw King Viserys walking with that little girl. #HouseoftheDragon #HOTD

It should be a law for people driving mopeds to have a big smile at all times. Feel like it’s a a good move for a more happy and healthy world

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when Bill Belichick finds out that a 2nd string senior WR from Murray State is still on the board in the 6th round

"French is much easier to learn that English" French:

Me trying to sleep after 7 light beers