Evan Johnson
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I gotta take my anger out on someone and I’m afraid it’s you @PeteButtigieg but how is it 2023 and streetlights are bringing 50 cars to a stop for 0 cars, smells like conspiracy with oil companies to me
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I really think it’s just time you go ahead and sign an executive order to put overpasses at all major intersections, I’m just done with streetlights @biden
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How can you not be romantic about lingerie football #PakistanEconomy
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New Years resolution was to stop making New Years resolutions to drink more water and floss, never gonna happen youtu.be/Wtp2eMxhdug

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Was always curious about that non-nutritive cereal varnish, would have loved to get a peek at Clark’s brief summary report #exteriorillumination
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This just keeps getting better, “I’m not a doctor I never have been” 😂😂😂
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This Bengals rant is brought to you by the removal of wisdom teeth
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Anyone else do a thorough sweep of your home while wielding a non-battle ready samurai sword after watching a scary movie or is it just me, like I’m talking closets, sheds, inside the dryer the whole 9 #barbarian
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Seen this tweet appear at least 10 times but she really never gets old
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When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed
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