Eaglemonkey

550 posts

Eaglemonkey

Eaglemonkey

@eaglemonkey8791

United States Katılım Nisan 2023
238 Takip Edilen38 Takipçiler
Weapon 𝕏
Weapon 𝕏@HellRaz0r1776·
Trojan is a terrible name for a condom. It’s basically named after something that penetrated the stronghold, broke open, thousands of little guys poured out, and ruined everyone’s lives.
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Alice Smith
Alice Smith@TheAliceSmith·
So, how many Greeks are acting in Christopher Nolan’s new film The Odyssey? Oh, I forgot. Cultural appropriation only works one way, doesn’t it.
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Ritik's Samraj
Ritik's Samraj@SamRaj49·
Why men like a girl who little fat like this ?
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Ethan 🇨🇲
Ethan 🇨🇲@tebzafc·
What did people do in caveman times when someone tore an ACL?
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Brian Atlas
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
Love it when women are a little chubby like this!
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Eaglemonkey
Eaglemonkey@eaglemonkey8791·
@Ang_3978 PTO? He doesn’t have to use PTO. It’s a federal law. He can’t be punished. If he is, bring that to the judge. It’s contempt.
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Angie A
Angie A@Ang_3978·
Jury duty is such complete BS!!! My son is on his 2nd full week. The State just rested so there is at LEAST another 2 wks! He’s used all his PTO. Parking is $14/day & pay is $20/day. During questioning he said it would cause financial hardship. They don’t care 😡
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Over 160 lbs is considered a plus size model:
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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
The Final Countdown (1980) messes with my head A modern aircraft carrier travels back in time to the day before Pearl Harbor Intervene and rewrite history… or stand down and let thousands die? 46 years later, I still don’t know what I’d do
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HAWK
HAWK@HawkEmDownChris·
Wayne Gretzky isn't available, who's your favorite NHL player of all time?
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Eaglemonkey
Eaglemonkey@eaglemonkey8791·
@LindyTasteful You know that the tattoo artist didn’t hold her down and apply the ink because they were bored right? She asked for each piece.
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TastefulLindy
TastefulLindy@LindyTasteful·
At what point do we hold the tattoo artists accountable for the atrocities they're committing on otherwise perfectly nice looking women?
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Eaglemonkey
Eaglemonkey@eaglemonkey8791·
@BigBobsCards Mickey Mantle would never hit 100 mph high in the zone fastball
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
A Maine resident who was frustrated with a fine, paid it off with $20,000 worth of pennies. Now, the town is looking into possibly issuing Kirk Sherman a handling fee, citing the work placed on town clerks to count the change.
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Eaglemonkey
Eaglemonkey@eaglemonkey8791·
@AdvoBarryRoux No matter what. One day. Years in the future. Your wife will change and blame you for everything. You can carry the world like atlas and it won’t matter. She will resent you simply for existing. You will try to win her back and by doing that you will push her away. You lost.
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Man’s NOT Barry Roux
Man’s NOT Barry Roux@AdvoBarryRoux·
Those who are married. Tell those who are not yet married something they need to know before marriage! Would you advise the persons who are not married to be married?
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Bears History
Bears History@ChiBearsHistory·
Someone is paying for billboards encouraging the Bears to stay in Illinois.
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Eaglemonkey
Eaglemonkey@eaglemonkey8791·
@Pete_Martuneac Only works in small to mid level market city. Chicago. New York and LA are too big and have more than one team in most sports.
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