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Captain Obvious

@eaglesview79

I was that kid that pointed out the Emperor isn't wearing any clothes. Grown up now and back as the superhero people didn't ask for but what they need.

Katılım Kasım 2021
205 Takip Edilen116 Takipçiler
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Gator Gar@gatorgar·
“Now pivot all at once from criticizing his decision to bomb Iran to calling him a chicken for not bombing Iran. Perfect.”
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yourfriendSOMMI ❤️💛💚💙
❤️💛💚💙 🧃 Juicy News #1357 🟢 BTC $71K 🟢 ETH $2200 🟢 ETH-BTC = 0.031 🛢️ Oil $94 🔻 🇮🇷 Iran to charge oil tankers fees in Bitcoin to pass the Strait of Hormuz during ceasefire, per FT. 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says US and Iran may launch joint venture to charge tolls in the Strait of Hormuz. 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says any country supplying military weapons to Iran will face an immediate 50% tariff. 🇨🇭 $6.1 trillion UBS and 5 major Switzerland banks partner to test Swiss franc crypto stablecoin. 👉🏻 StableCoin SuperCycle 🇺🇸 Morgan Stanley launches Bitcoin ETF $MSBT, now trading live. 🇺🇸 White House economists say stablecoin rewards won’t harm banks, with banning yields expected to boost lending by just 0.02%, per Bloomberg. 🇺🇸 Trump says the US will help manage traffic through the Strait of Hormuz, calling it a "big day for World Peace" and predicting a "Golden Age of the Middle East." 🇺🇸 Bitcoin long-term holders have expanded their holdings to 4.37 million $BTC as of April 7, signaling sustained supply absorption, per CryptoQuant.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@eaglesview79·
@DerrickEvans4WV Derrick, don't get in the way of consequences of foolish behavior. This will make them be more responsible in life.
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Derrick Evans
Derrick Evans@DerrickEvans4WV·
George Mason University police are investigating after a water line burst after it was used as a pull-up bar. I don’t think this was malicious. Hope these kids don’t get into any serious trouble. I will legit donate to help cover the cost….
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@eaglesview79·
@benjamincowen @jackunheard You sound like a woman...""everything" he says." Women talk in absolutes. Men understand the layers of grey of a world that is both violent and benevolent. Some of the things any person says is worth defending even if I don't agree with a person as a whole.
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Jack
Jack@jackunheard·
I’m convinced Trump’s threat to Iran this morning was just a giant IQ test because holy sh*t some of you are dumb. Yeah guys, Trump is going to kill 90 million people at 8PM tonight. Use your brains for once.
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Wholesome Side of 𝕏
Wholesome Side of 𝕏@itsme_urstruly·
Her last kindergarten class came back to visit her… now they’re graduating 🥹
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CARLA⚡️
CARLA⚡️@carlabitcoin·
Hi fam. Thank you for all the love and prayers 🧡 it’s truly a miracle the baby and I are alive right now and I’m so grateful to my husband and medical team for making that happen. I’m in an enormous amount of pain and honestly having a hard time staying positive. I have an intense few months ahead of me with a healing and growing belly, and then delivery and whatever comes with that, and I just gotta say it, I’m scared. Scared, grateful, scarred, blessed. Everyone keeps telling me how tough I am but I don’t feel that way right now. Anyway, the only way forward is through and I just wanted to let you guys know how much your messages and well wishes have meant to me during this insane time in my life. So much love to all of you, this too shall pass 🧡
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DogFacePonia
DogFacePonia@DogFacePonia·
Logic ...
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Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA
We truly cannot comprehend how far away the closest star system is. A spaceship traveling at the speed of sound - 1,235 km/h - would take 3.8 million years to reach Alpha Centauri. Even the X-15's blistering record of 7,274 km/h would still take ~75,000 years. No aliens, bros.
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
🇮🇷🇴🇲 JUST IN: Iran and Oman will charge fees for ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz as part of the two-week ceasefire deal, per AP.
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The Kobeissi Letter
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·
BREAKING: Iran says it has "forced" the US to accept its "10-point plan" which includes the following terms: 1. Commitment to non-aggression 2. Iran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz 3. Acceptance of Iran's uranium enrichment 4. Lifting of all primary sanctions 5. Lifting of all secondary sanctions 6. Termination of all UN Security Council resolutions 7. Termination of all Board of Governors resolutions 8. Paying compensation to Iran 9. Withdrawal of US combat forces from the region 10. Cessation of war on all fronts, including in Lebanon Trump says this plan is "a workable basis."
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Philakone
Philakone@PhilakoneCrypto·
I have $10 mil+ ready to short bitcoin in this range. My theory of a bulltrap above the weekly Kernel and below the super trend will hold true. Source? 12 years+ crypto. $10+ mil profit. Mathematics and Mechanical Engineering background.
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Captain Obvious
Captain Obvious@eaglesview79·
@golden_tronte @benjamincowen @jackunheard There is an understanding that people speak in generality. As a general rule. I thought that would have been obvious. (Hence my name) Having been married 32 years 3 daughters and 4 sisters, I have it as a general rule.
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
These two coins were made 1900 years apart
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