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@MacyGunnell Congrats on giving over $100k to liberal indoctrination! Keep sticking it to ‘em!

Proud to have survived four years of U.S higher education’s liberal indoctrination ✨🎓 Came out even more Republican than I entered!! 🇺🇸🤍

Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.

@DanielH43159573 @TonightWeBoogie Lucky for you incels don’t need to worry about this “rule”

@TonightWeBoogie Never take bitches to a show. That’s like rule #1 dude. Shame on you for allowing it in the first place.

For the second time, my buddy’s narcissist, perpetual victim girlfriend managed to put a major damper on the Phish weekend. Shows were great but very little fun to be had around a person like that.

@ThadCastleII @darrenrovell What’s gay about it?

@darrenrovell This is the gayest thing I will read today

Can’t wait to see the first stadium with these. Feel the sack of your quarterback!

@GmingClipz Right? Half of the state lives in the NY metro area

Doesn't help that everyone else from New England fucking despises us - mostly because of sports fandom. They get mad that we're not like them and root for NY teams. Almost like our state borders NY!

People pretending CT sucks when they haven't seen 90% of the state will always trigger me very hard. Everyone who shits on us has never been of the highway. Every. Single. Time.

@BarstoolBigCat Please bring Reed to phish at the sphere

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER

@Jared_Carrabis Nice attempt at reverse psychology

Cam Schlitter is going to jam it so far up the Red Sox ass tomorrow night and there’s nothing any of us can do about it. It is a scheduled colonoscopy at Fenway Park.

@Veney2019 @DukeDukeBall @TheDukeNation Sure buddy. This is from before he played a minute at Duke.

@eamonhigh @DukeDukeBall @TheDukeNation Kon Knueppel wasn’t even thought of as a lottery pick before he got to Duke lol

Don’t like to talk too much shit about a 19-year old but I’m really biting my tongue here. Unbelievable.

@DukeDukeBall @TheDukeNation He’s running to* the grind. Hurley actually develops players. Scheyer just babysits lottery picks for a year.

@TheDukeNation Dude went to the team he got beat by. Running from the grind.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Terrible take

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

@JamarVip Every team has loud and obnoxious fans.

Or was he just tired of everyone on here talking shit about him 🙄 fans on here praise you one day! Then hate you the next … got to check more the just the kid (my opinion )

@BrickCenter_ They will grow old together.

Bro was YAPPING and she was NOT having it 😭 "What the f*ck are you talking about?"

Great teams cover.

Has anyone seen Bill Raferty today? Just wanna make sure he’s ok

You should be able to use your HSA on turkey clubs when you’re hungover

@ShaunMorash White Mencia

Is Bert Kreischer the least funny successful comic of all time?

@stoolpresidente @GalleryBooks A book about cancel culture in 2026? Lol

The summer book of the season is almost here. I told @GalleryBooks we need summer dollars. Now, if the people can't read here, they'll be glad to read at the beaches of Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Long Island ... Preorder for summer amazon.com/Cancel-Me-If-Y…

@UConnOn3 @kstone06 BC has a lot of upside. Unfortunately their administration isn’t serious about athletics. Unless they commit a lot to NIL I don’t think this would be a great move for Murray.

UConn Basketball assistant coach Luke Murray was offered the Boston College job per @kstone06. on3.com/boards/threads…

@danielgothits Maybe you’re just retarded and she’s trolling you?

Oh no @BarstoolBigCat