Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer.bsky.social

@woofknight Yes. I do believe I need to watch some Malcolm Reynolds being Malcolm Reynolds.

Probably going to take as long and as far a hiatus from the Internet as possible. Please everyone stay safe and reach out privately if you need me. Take care of yourself and those near you. This is all you or anyone can do right now. I hope to find more hopeful thoughts soon.

@failOpen I’m sorry. I really am.

They need to find whomever did this and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. This is nothing short of terrorism. Vote for who you want, but you don’t deserve your freedom if this is how you use it.

@BourbonInExile Same

@TimMedin I switched to street level heroin about 20 minutes ago.

Switching to the cask strength bourbon 🥃 #Election2024

Doug Emhoff Forced To Sit In Corner Of Election Party After Getting Too Hyper bit.ly/4ejy96Y

@medus4_cdc Same. I’m not a fan of this stuff, but there is just no way that’s her. The images where she’s smiling and laughing. The mouth is completely different. Further, in public at least she’s always pictured with that runway model glare thing she does.

@theonion is back baybeeeee. This is comedy gold using the live stream medium to make the joke. I stared with a huge grin just marveling at the premise then started laughing at the gags you can catch. youtube.com/live/MrdQnuey8…

@MalwareJake Pssst… look at Mr. Fancy Pants given zip ties! Must be nice to have a budget!

Trying to get EDR-level coverage with a DIY Sysmon install...

Also, one of my favorite scenes. @jonathansfrakes does a phenomenal job showing how the Riker they know has been completely shattered. The gravity it gives to the situation is palpable. They know Riker. To break like this means his experience is beyond their comprehension.

It me. I try. Sometimes I’m more helpful than others. 😊

@BentleyAudrey @LitMoose

Remember, it's not too late to go vote! If you're in line before the polls close, you have a legal right to vote. Polls are open until 7pm in Florida.

ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down why it's still too early to say exactly which racial and ethnic minority groups will be to blame for each political party's shortcomings this election.

Neuralink Patient Unable To Stop Hand From Voting For Trump theonion.com/neuralink-pati…

For the uninitiated, enjoy a master actor at the top of their craft utterly failing in hilariously different ways to say penguins. youtu.be/tlRpLGEwssA

And this is why Bendersnack Cumerborge pronounces them “Pengwengs”.