reluctantly joyful Dave

Oh no the emperor was poisoned!

Isn’t this that padme meme

@baby_corns The second pic… that duck got arms

@baby_corns That’s what I said in court and then I said ‘I rest my CASE!’ And slammed my briefcase onto the desk before thanking the judge

@baby_corns How is this allowed to happen every month? I’m taking god to court 🔪🗡️⚔️🗡️

@notmoro Haha I love this analogy. Ok I will try and visit. I’m just overwhelmed by the idea of all I will lose and making the effort to start again. But it is a hellscape

Buckling in my stupid idiot son

Good morning this showed up on my tiktok fyp again and I almost cried tears of joy

This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.

I think I’d like to do this for about 17 hours

in the eshop straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say.

@iratesheep Sometimes!! She’s getting less snuggle averse as she ages

@eanoen some cats won't stand for it. 🤷 can you stroke the fur on the bridge of her nose the right way, at least?

Sweet feet

@iratesheep I wish she would allow more toesie woesie prodding tbh 🖤🖤

@eanoen "pushes fingers in between pads to scrotch toes"

Two years ago since a guest on Channel 4 News said “bollocks,” leading to this clarification at the end of the broadcast

@notmoro Yeah I am also like ‘please go somewhere else’

On chapter 14 of 34 of Wuthering Heights and it’s soooo miserable. Is there actually any joy in it for me if I continue with it??? Does anyone awful get comeuppance or redemption arc?????????,

Baby on camera

I was so sure that hagrid was wearing a ‘Frankie says relax’ T-shirt in the flashback in book 2… but google disagrees