Emily Patterson

@DustinU34 Thankfully no

I don’t care what your politics are, we can’t be a country that separates children from their parents. Do something about this, here. ellen.tv/2HZuhc4

@chrissyteigen How about ON the first date?

@DillonDyer proud of you. And glad I'm not friends with any of them!

@DillonDyer that's what's wrong with the world today..makes me sick to see people talk like that. I don't care how much you dislike someone

@DillonDyer thank you so much I love this picture of us!

Happy Birthday @eapatterson08!!

Happy Birthday to this beautiful girl that I have always been able to trust! You mean the world!

@DesiPerkins @lustrelux come to Alabama lmaooooo #whenpigsfly #justletmeknowifyoucometoatlanta #TYSM #squadtour

Thrilled to announce #ImpracticalJokers will be returning for Season 6. Thank you so much for all the love and support.

When you're mad at your girlfriend so you quickly flip past any song she might like and finally just settle on PGA Tour Radio...

@akmilly the nerve

@C_San81 update your face you pathetic loser

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Him: how long did it take you to clean out the garage? Me: one lemonade