Illumimatty

Good morning!

For now on please call me by my rightful name...Sir Byron Kirkland of Winterfeld...King of the North! (I love HBO)#GameOfThrones

"@BreeOlson: Her "My Drunk Kitchen" videos always make my day better. youtube.com/watch?v=5opKlp…" @harto

"@JuelzVentura: There are more dildos and butt plugs in my kitchen than there are forks..."....unsanitary!

Still waiting on a mix tape from @DuBz216

Yay! My pickup like made it into @bunnyXablaze Valentine's video. :)

@bunnyXablaze I would split you in half with my lancer #dirty

They can stop making them cuz @bunnyXablaze is my final fantasy.

@machinegunkelly Clueless is on comedy central and they say "get laced" and "rager" in the first 20 min.

"@chadzumock: Let's play who has the worst hairline in this photo from last night." Im guessing the guy pooping on the floor?

@AnthonyCumia how many guns do you have in your home, and where do you keep them?

@CandaceBailey5 help this fantasy along, the top part or the bottom part?

They talkin about @machinegunkelly on the jungle today.

"@OMGFacts: Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift away from each other" Awwwww!!!!

"@MTVRonnie: #gottaloveher @Ron_Ron_Juice " This is the end product of @Ron_Ron_Juice

"@MetalBlade: A new article on @LAWeeklyMusic lists the five best facepaint jobs in metal - ow.ly/8MXub" No GWAR!? This list sucks.