sam, esq

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I didn’t respect authority figures

I love my girlfriend so much. She is literally an angel and she couldn’t be more perfect

The worst part about being a lawyer is dealing with other lawyers. Everything else is a distant second.

@LagunaBiotchIG Omg so happy for you! Tell us about it on BTB! I have fomo!

😭😭😭

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to ask soooo many questions

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Gay people usually have 3 drinks. One is water, one is for energy, and one is for fun

i only like getting life advice from women who would've been burned alive during the salem witch trials

@Cadosen11 @klesbiann Haters

@klesbiann @earth_2_sam Dude same.

My friends are so fucking funny @Cadosen11

@gotomarcusmart Thank you lmao I thought this was a banger tweet

@earth_2_sam Omg

party 4 u by Jay Gatsby

@am_yers This is EXACTLY it!!! I did my undergraduate in journalism and when I realized how much I needed to be in charge of my day and time, I said uhhhh this isn’t gonna work! And I find that litigation + ADHD is the perfect combination for me.

For context, the rate of ADHD in the legal profession is double to triple (!) the general population rate, depending on which statistic you're looking at. There's probably a reason so many of us self-select into a field that naturally manages us lol

Honestly, litigator is one of the better (?) professions for ADHD, as everything has a deadline. And those deadlines come with consequences that ultimately affect someone else. Pretty good incentives to kick that puttering executive functioning into action, eh?

they’ll do research on everything but PCOS and endometriosis.

@ronniefir5 I love you MORE!!!!! Thankful that all the stars aligned to bring me you ✨❤️ cheers to a year!

26/04/2025 will always be the day that changed everything. Happy 1st anniversary to the love of my life❤️ forever grateful for you and for all the love you show me. I love you so much baby❤️ @earth_2_sam

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

this is like the superbowl for gay people

Omg my cute gf is en route to meeeeeee 🥰