east

a little about me! you can call me east or jonah, i’m a 19yr old trans man 2+ years on testosterone, pre-op. i like bladder control, denial, desperation etc :) if you want to control my bladder feel free to dm! i have level 1 autism so i can be awkward or blunt and direct (1/2)

@shinypipsqueak yes it’s the worst when you just out in a new tampon and you push it out dry while having a huge lumpy wet period shit

I wonder if girls ever accidentally push out their tampon when trying to poop

i’m so glad yall are enjoying my desperation and release :) i am incredibly broke lol if anyone wants to send me some $$ for drinks or custom content lmk!!! cashapp is eastgrab, venmo jonaheast (old outside pee video) #ftmpiss #peewhereyouwant #omorashi

@coziebabiee i yearn for more trans of any of them at least one if not both trans idc which direction, transfem or transmasc is so delectable on either of them… perhaps mtf jane ftm ilya and mommy kink???

i wanna write but i have no ideas yall lmk ur freaky hollanov oneshot ideas i might pick some

@agapragma this is the realest shit ever esp bc i have a tdick if i don’t move i can let out quite a bit without it getting on anything :3 but when i get up then it all gushes out

soemtimes I like to let my pee go outta my bladder and I jus hold it there in my pussylips it's kinda fun

@dykehudsonw i feel u man… it’s the two days before ur shot, the day of shot, and the four days after your shot and THATS ALL 7 DAYS they upped my dose this month for the first time in like a year and im SUFFERING

guys testosterone horny js going to kill me

@jvstm0n1ka when i was in elementary school idk what age my crotch got violently slammed onto the corner one of these bad boys and it broke my hymen, which was by far the least of my concerns

can someone please convince me your hymen breaking isnt scary because ive suddenly become terrified of sex again

@godlightilya i have a google drive of the episodes if anyone wants :33

still haven’t listened to fucking ember and ice

@dimplesdnp clearly u don’t know the right(wrong) kind of alcoholics, knew people who could do that no problem

just had a vivid flashback to when i was like 14 and wrote my first fanfic and i said one of the characters ‘downed a bottle of vodka’ … girl she would’ve been dead 😭💀

was out drinking and hanging out with a friend today, didn’t pee and hit lots of traffic on the bus home 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ended up having an accident in my big kid undies as soon as i got to the bathroom #wetting #ftmpee #omorashi #desperatepee

@sckeninglysw33t me yesterday on the hot stuffy crowded bus and she just started GUSHING and i was like ??? hello??

i think the afab equivalent of getting a random boner is getting randomly wet or feeling a throb and being like “are u fucking kidding me what is it now.” bonus points for being afraid to check in case it’s fucking BLOOD

@EyeofHekate all these straight ppl basically saying they’re getting fucked up the butt, like ok bbygirl commit the bit go get pegged

Straight people thinking top and bottom refers to being submissive and dominant This is why we tell yall to stop using queer terminologies that you don’t understand

@thintechgodhead for a while i was with a fellow tguy and a tgirl and the tgirls name was the tguys deadname… also dated a tgirl with the same name as me, it was only a little weird

i once dated a trans girl whose name was my deadname and my name was a version of her deadname. ended up being too weird for either of us to handle but insanely funny situation to be in

@emmaxluvscoke some idiots on tiktok were calling that “florida sober”

Am i the only one that doesn't drink but does all drugs lowkey

@Diaperchiwawa had this yesterday 😵‍💫😵‍💫 didn’t get my big boy undies or pullup off in time and pissed through them both while sitting on the potty.,,… it felt soooo good

My favorite thing ever is hearing someone say “I’m going, I can’t stop it!! I’m peeing, I’m going potty, oh no!!”

@femmeconnor in front of, inside, same difference

Yes, and I have another question: do you think hudcon pee in front of each other

@serratosly oh hell yeah that slavic bitch has a mustache and unibrow and she does NOT wax

do u think butch lilly has facial hair

@iloveyarozanov i’m literally 2+ years on testosterone and have a hormonal iud i’m like medically NOT supposed to get my period, but i DID this week

raise your hand if you are also on your period right now

@canine_teeth7 is it a vibrator u penetrate with your tdick and the opening is too small, or is the vibrator just not covering sufficient surface area? i definitely had to change my technique with my old janky bullet vibrator once i went on t, been 2+ years now and i’ve gotten the hang of it

My bottom growth is getting to big for my vibrator and I don’t have money for another one currently :( (I can make it work but it’s inconvenient) Any trans guys/testosterone takers have vibrator/sex toy suggestions that isn’t penetration? #nsfw #nsfwtwt #ftm

@hollanovhigh i assume everyone’s at LEAST a little gay until proven otherwise

random thought of the day: i wish i lived in my dream world where being bisexual would be the default assumption for everyone until stated otherwise

@YPZBYDJCMKatyaa the denim shirt one she looks like smokey the bear…