earthbound.txt

Welcome to the very end of the world's longest traffic jam!

This is a jail! You guys have no business being here.

No one is buying or selling anything, so I was thinking of selling the "For Sale" sign that sits in front of me.

Tracy, King and I are waiting for you. Love, Mom

Oh, so you're skipping school too, right?

I'm Dr. Saturn. Zoom!

Ness, you're a hard worker, just like your mom.

The zombies got me... I should have gotten some zombie insurance.

(Somehow, I feel like the lights will get turned off in the department store. I guess it's just a mouse's sixth sense...)

As strange as this may sound, there are statues of rabbits blocking your way...

Don't you think I look stylish with the mushroom?

Thanks for coming! I've been waiting for you.

You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack!

Spankety, spankety, spankety!

That face is mine. (Feel free to talk to it.) ...Brick Road.

I think that those who won't paint everything blue are opposed to peace.

After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!

Even if I advise you not to go, it won't stop you, will it?

I live rent-free in the mouse's house.

Mmm, I can't wait any longer! I'm going back to watching the news; it's funnier than you.