Elyse Barker

@Apple1151571191 @DrJackKruse Ari Shaffir

@DrJackKruse who is that guy being interviewed?

He gets it.

“They’re using the Olympics to sell GLP-1s”

You’re bombarded with devious propaganda campaigns shouting that sunlight is inherently toxic I’m here to show that you’ve been lied to since the day you were born Here’s the undeniable proof: MIRACLE SUNLIGHT THREAD

People without children often hear this line as judgment. It is not. It is simply truth, said softly. You can live a full life without a child. You can travel, build, earn, heal, and enjoy freedom. All of that is real. But there is a dimension you will never touch until you become responsible for a life that exists because of you. A child changes the axis of time. Suddenly, the future is not abstract. It has a face, a voice, and tiny hands holding your finger. You learn a kind of love that is not romantic, not transactional, not conditional. A love that shows up even when you are tired, broke, scared, or failing. A love that humbles you daily and strengthens you quietly. You start measuring success differently. Not by applause. Not by money. But by whether you are becoming someone your child can feel safe with and proud of. Children force growth. They expose your impatience, your selfishness, your unresolved wounds. And then they give you a reason to fix them. Not tomorrow. Today. Legacy stops being a word and becomes a responsibility. You realize you are not just living your life. You are shaping a human who will walk the world long after you are gone. People without children are not missing happiness. They are missing this specific depth of meaning. And you do not know it is missing until it arrives.

@cbarkeratl @JeffreyThumser And it was glorious!!

@JeffreyThumser Any time this game comes up, I’m obligated to mention that my wife was 8 months pregnant and stayed the whole game.

Another freezing cold day in the 251, another memory of a freezing cold game #GoDawgs

@cbarkeratl 🤣🤣🤣

@DrJoelGator Fever

Parents aren’t losing trust because they’re “anti-science.” They’re losing trust because no one ever walked them through how to confidently care for a sick child. Fever hits → fear. Cough, vomiting shows up → fear. It doesn’t have to feel this overwhelming. That’s exactly why I created the guide every parent should’ve received from day one. Comment “FEVER” and I’ll send it your way.

@cbarkeratl The best!! 🔥

Memories from Clean, Old Fashioned Hate past. I ain’t missing this year, either. Go Dawgs!

@cbarkeratl 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Some legend bought Metal Dawg on a duvet cover today. Go Dawgs!

@wiserdawg @cbarkeratl 🔥🔥🔥

Stop by on way to game ⁦@cbarkeratl⁩ get you one

@BobbyWilson1004 @cbarkeratl My man!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nice!!!! ⁦@cbarkeratl⁩ ❤️🖤🥃

@cbarkeratl Facts 🤣

The dogs when Amazon parks at the end of the driveway

@drewhill29 @cbarkeratl @JoeCarter_29 ✨✨✨

Super excited to have this custom print of my favorite player growing up - Joe Carter - to put up in my basement. Thanks a ton @cbarkeratl @JoeCarter_29

@zaidkdahhaj Appreciate your posts highlighting this as I’ve been dreading winter! 🌞

You see, around here, we respect the duality of life. We love both summer and winter, along with all other seasons We don’t outsource our thinking to people who worship reductive views of reality, nor do we give respect to modern day “hack” mentality We understand that there’s no replacement for endogenous Vitamin D3, endogenous melatonin, and beyond Spend enough of your time and energy looking for a hack, and you eventually become one

@cbarkeratl Absolute nincompoops in these comments

Last update on “Breaking the Plains” for a bit. Switching back to open orders. More paintings coming soon. Go Dawgs!

@AlexFortenberr1 @cbarkeratl 🤣🤣 Awesome projection there. Aww!

@cbarkeratl You need a hobby and art lessons

When someone says they “trust the science,” what they really mean is they trust authority. They’re repeating what they’ve been told, not what they’ve discovered. Most people have never done any independent research outside of what their doctor or the media tells them. They’re following the program because that’s exactly what they’ve been programmed to do. Blind trust in experts is not wisdom—it’s obedience. Especially when those experts are funded by the same corporations that profit from keeping you sick.

@Ohiogabulldog @cbarkeratl 🥹🥹🥹

After a full day, we had the honor to have @cbarkeratl come by the hotel and sign the textured painting he did for Patrick so he could “feel” his #DawgArt Thankful he took the time out of his busy schedule but it was fun to catch up and tell some stories about football and art

@goddek I’ve called this out too 🤣

Ever notice the women who want to criminalize catcalling are the ones who’ve never been catcalled?

@Fixed22 Love this 🫀🫀🫀

My oldest daughter showed up to church tonight unannounced and I have to share that fact.