e.b. cotenord 🛩️BOS June 2-4

Wild horses can’t drag me this time! Revised itinerary: Boston, June 2-4. Logistics are a whole thing. The good news is you now have more time to clear your schedule. xoxo

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#hotwife is trending and here I am at home not cucking anyone. my FOMO is having a whole-ass fucking Monday when I deserve a whole ass-fucking Monday.

Unfortunately it looks like my trip to Boston is going to have to be postponed. I’m definitely going to be there soon. It just won’t be this week.

Just once? You clearly don’t know who I am. And you can visit today

memories and whispers... I'm here. I'm just at a new address. And also I'll be in Boston next week: queenofpeach.wixsite.com/so/00PtwSq__?l…

I will bring toys but then I have to bring all of them. Those are the rules. No dildo left behind

In case of confusion: Realized I have two separate profiles up at @WeAreTryst. It’s not that there’s a scammer me out there. Long story short astrology says I’m a Gemini ♊️ which means I’m twins with myself. Or something. But it’s getting fixed. I’m still real. Real x2.

Made a friend in Vegas. Will I make one in Boston? Don’t miss me! 4/12-4/14

Hey Boston! You doing anything May 12-14? I bet you can find something to do with me. I’ll be there.

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Happy Humpday to those who observe! May Fergie bless you on this day!

Adoration, by Stephan Sinding (1909)

lunch meat. meat for dinner. meat after dessert. a perfect day

Retired p*rn star Asia Carrera passes the Texas bar to become an attorney. tmz.me/S1RC9ik

you know the old saying. "Your taxes are done so put it in my butt" as true as it always was

@SweetMissSasha It’s like they keep dating themselves to do worse

@ebcotenord It’s so unbelievably tacky and ugly! I balked at them when they came out with an entire collection that was neon camo but its nuts how consistently downhill everything has gotten for them.

is honey birdette okay? like... they raised all their prices. which, ok. whatever. But then they decided their aesthetic had to be "our designers are untrained, drunk and on meth"? Who tf is paying $600 for lace peplums, full-body ribbons and collars with mesh breastplates?

@Mysterio_G_CHI It’s all so… bizarre. I don’t think you’re wrong about AI. Thought definitely crossed my mind

@ebcotenord Heh. Probably they've hired AI kinksters as designers to save a few pennies. I'm friends with a couple of ladies who have historically loved HB's stuff. Will be interested to get their takes on the recent offerings.