femo scorpion 🦂

@Official_Tygarh I dey go mosque go report you to alfa

@ebeneflyest You dey go na

Breast dey beef breast kè, aren't y'all the same family of sweet melon

@obioma_tailor Try @moyomi_fe

So none of my Mutuals sabi play chess or scrabble 😑🤦‍♂️

you’ll be fighting for your life and people will still be jealous of you 😭

The day @avrilamaka made this tweet, I saved it to react at the appropriate time. Now let me address it. Yahoo boys have not finished Nigeria. As a matter of fact, there is no amount of $$ Nigerian yahoo boys can realistically ‘steal’ that will make them feature in the world’s top 10 fraud rings. These Oyibos just don't want their wealth transfered to Africa. Ironically, the same wealth they steal from Africa. So they would find any excuse to discourage sending your money to Nigeria. Even the so-called “yahoo yahoo” is their creation. They intentionally enable yahoo boys to ‘pick’ a few million dollars so they can use the pretext of “Nigerians are fraudsters” to take the whole continent off global financial systems. They did it with PayPal. You really think yahoo boys can successfully steal from Western fiancial institutions if the entire scheme is not state-sanctioned? That's part of their broader tactics of “give the dog a bad name and hang it.” Every day you wake up, you have to spend 2 hours to fear Oyibo before going about your day. The west is pure evil.

@mxyorwtf Ashiere

Named my dog Handsome so I can say I’m f*cking handsome

people who are attractive, successful, talented, and truly confident in themselves rarely spend time bullying others. when someone feels secure in who they are, their focus is on building their own life, protecting their peace, and growing. the people who mock, belittle, and try to embarrass others are often fighting something inside themselves they refuse to confront.

@Boomluck1zz Na woman dey behind this account. I just can't prove it yet

Why can’t the other footballers just make a circle around the one with the ball and cover him until he get to the 18 yard box?

@sley_Xk No give anybody shi shi

1st law of motion, guide. What's the 2nd law?

@Alhajirostova Be careful what you wish for eje

I'd rather have a wicked friend than a foolish one

Once I notice say girl get too much trauma, I go just tuama.

We all agree that Iran & Co have very precise missiles, yes? So why do we not hear of them hitting hospitals and schools every day? Even "by accident" ? Ask yourself why this is the case, and what this says about their military doctrine, their values, and their mindset.

@notjeffreycj @teejiriii @Alhajirostova Them no sabi greatness. Na why their schools dey inside bush🙂

@ebeneflyest @teejiriii @Alhajirostova How did people not get that school of first choice is obviously UNILAG😭😭😭

do lecturers get a bonus when they catch students cheating? 😭 because the excitement on their face is so obvious 😭😭

@DollyKunzz @ho_luwatobi @Alhajirostova Them go value rice pass car. Rice >>>>> car

@ho_luwatobi @ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova Make dem share car 😭😂

@ho_luwatobi @Alhajirostova Government workers and rice be like 5 and 6. Na why them dey give them

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova Them wan use rice kill everyone for this country Make them share another thing now

@Mubby_13 @Alhajirostova No. School of first choice

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova BUK?

@GabrielFadiyaa @Alhajirostova Nahh School of first choice

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova FUOYE?

@BgestBallo @Alhajirostova No. School of first choice

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova Fudma?

@Sirelgon @Alhajirostova No. School of first choice

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova Fut??🫩

@Favourisaac01 @Alhajirostova Not UDUS. School of first choice

@ebeneflyest @Alhajirostova Bag of rice and Oil Sounds like UDUS my school