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Illegal Immigrant's Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door".
Welfare checks they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by I got plenty money
Thanks to you American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house and say,
"Find more homies for house to rent"
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they too draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! They got no bills!
Americans crazy! They pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think U.S. darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico!
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