Christiaan Kriel

An apple a day can keep ANYONE away if you throw it really hard at their face.

@carliw_ hahahahahaha nnnneeeeeeeeuuus noooit you stay away with your indian music woman :p

@vohan9 @IngeAugustyn stout

Im so awesome strangers on the roadside give me a thumbs up...

Ever hear of Klu Klux Kenevil? He tried jumping over 10 blacks with a steam roller." @Loubser10 @vohan9 ek kni deal ni

: Do British teenagers go through pubertea? @carliw_ haha se die TEA in joooo stemmetji

:Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights @carliw_ @vohan9 @Loubser10 .”

@carliw_ @angelique_laas cashhh money johhhhhh

@carliw_ hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha im having a wonderfull time :p

Whales can't work on a farm because they can't live in the countryside."@carliw_

@QuadeCooper giving balls to a Rugby club from the township of Soweto in SA. Org'd on his own accord for @Suporda

"@SteveStfler: Female Viagra has been around for years...it's called money!" @vohan9 @Loubser10

Female Viagra has been around for years...it's called money!