in awhile cododile

watching flamingo growing up while learning English has done irreversible damage to the way I speak

Someone just peed in my butthole in the campsite shower and ran away before i could turn around

oh i'm sure

rose lalonde

Thinking about the largest single-cell organism

(1/5) real!dave finding out hes queer organically by gallivanting with karkat on the meteor while davesprite realized wayyy earlier when they had nothing to do but mourn doomed!john. #homestuck

This is genuinely the worst video I have ever seen

everyones got that one fan

🎀 . . . [#pokemon | #eevee]

cinco de mayo that means mayo.. my man😂🤝 my man😂🤝 my man😂🤝 my man😂🤝 my man😂🤝

is this too niche

Tried to make 1 of those trolls from @homestuck IRL but they sent me a cease & desist so i had 2 take him out

this is so cute what the hell i want to finger my mii's

Shower sex fucking sucks dude! The drain be hurting my dick! I have got to get a girlfriend!