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La vie était parfaite en 2018.

Si tu varón no está obsesionado con tus tetas, entonces no estás con nadie

My last one done more than all of these combined.

"John Cena" Por su reacción cuando un hombre le dijo: "Estoy luchando contra el cáncer y solo quería saber si podía abrazarte".

El Departamento de Seguridad y Salud Ocupacional de UMARF recuerda a todos que el peligro de sentarse junto a bombonas de gas natural llenas, aunque bajo, nunca es nulo.

"Pelotazo": Porque durante un partido, un hombre pateó tan fuerte la pelota que impactó contra un poste de luz y dejó sin luz a todo el barrio.

Los nacidos entre 1995 y 2005 después de darse cuenta de que crecieron en la mejor época para ser Niños pero la peor para ser Adulto

Te despertas, es 2015, todo fue un sueño y mañana tenes colegio.

ahora los niños detienen el partido en la calle para dejarme pasar

Eres old pero así de old?

fui criado por dos personas que merecían más de lo que la vida les dio, por ellos no me rindo

Qué raro es tener 24 años y sentirse como si tuvieras 21... Hasta que hablas con alguien que en realidad tiene 21 y de repente te sientes como si tuvieras 45.

Once again Islam comes up with an excuse. This time it’s an injury. I always knew I would be part of the White House event. Even when the UFC told me at one point that they wouldn’t count on me for the event, I knew it was part of the negotiation. When they finally told me I would be on the White House card, they mentioned Islam and I didn’t hesitate for a second to accept the fight. Even though the fight hadn’t been officially confirmed yet, the White House card was going to be announced the next day. And when I woke, I found out that Islam had gotten injured. And then Justin Gaethje appeared. Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape. Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell. Justin, see you at the White House. I’m not someone who humiliates people. It will be quick. When you wake up, everything will already be over.

Hey everyone, I wanted to address Dana White’s comments from this past weekend, because the truth matters to me and the fans. Dana, you were heated about why I’m not on the White House card, but let’s clear something up. My team and I were actually negotiating with the UFC for that fight. Real negotiations. I even came down from my original number, and what was I offered in return ? I was lowballed . Yes, I have arthritis in my hip and it’s painful, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fight. So let me get this straight, if I had accepted the lowball offer, suddenly my hip would be fine and I’d be on the White House card? That doesn’t make sense. I even received stem cell treatment last week to get ready for the White House card, and training camp was scheduled to start today. I was preparing to be ready. I understand business deals fall through sometimes, but going out publicly and saying things that aren’t true isn’t right. After everything I’ve given to the UFC , the years, the title defenses, the fights , hearing that I’m “done” is disappointing. Especially when as recently as Friday UFC was calling me trying to get me on that White House card for a much lower number. If the UFC truly feels like I’m done, then I respectfully ask to be released from my contract today. No more spins, no more games. Thank you to the real fans who know what’s up. Bones out.

¿Qué tan bueno es Ilia Topuria?

These guys all dorks fighting for my belt Ur welcome

Nunca será UFC 300

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