parker .ᐟ (•˕ •マ

I feel like I'm regressing as a person but I'm failing school so IDRC about that rn

in my defense I haven't drank in a super super long time

aita for hitting up my irl just so I can steal alcohol from her parents

i like dressing like a douchey white guy it's very fun

@iloveumafu i haven't spoken to them inlike over a month thankfully 🧘🧘🧘 still sucks regardless finding out the person you were """dating""" or whatever lied about their age to seem younger.. sigh🥹

@eddingdisorder Ew the Helly 😭 hope they leave you alone

GET MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING BIO BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@iloveumafu pov: deviantart ocs for some reason

@iloveumafu maybe I WANT to get blown up...

gunshots(?) in my neighborhood #cool

i'm not even in in a shady area either what the hell just happened

this is very good for your literacy btw don't be ashamed to frequently google words you don't know, it's better to learn now instead of giving up especially in an age where literacy rates are at an all time low

what do you guys think of my catcakes😼

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

the whole “everyone in Japan is a pedophile rapist” thing is racist

it’s worrisome how people cannot make any sort of mistake online anymore without the fear of someone using it against them in the future there’s a difference between a history of doing something horrible, vs something that is an honest mistake and people need to understand that

wishes

i would suck a dick for some of this rn