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Manager: We need to terminate Simon immediately.
HR Manager: Wow, that’s serious. What happened?
Manager: I discovered he is using a mouse mover.
HR Manager: A mouse mover?
Manager: Yes, it keeps his status “available” when he’s not at his computer working.
HR Manager: Okay. Is his work getting done?
Manager: Oh yeah, but that’s not the point.
HR Manager: Is he meeting deadlines?
Manager: Yes.
HR Manager: Any performance concerns?
Manager: No.
HR Manager: So what exactly is the issue?
Manager: His status is available when he’s not actively at his desk working.
HR Manager: How do you know he’s not working when his status is available?
Manager: I messaged him one day last week when he was active, and it took him 35 minutes to reply.
HR Manager: Okay, that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s using a mouse mover. He could have been working on something else and not seen the message.
Manager: Well, after that incident, I asked IT to look into it, and they confirmed he’s using one. Now I track his status throughout the day, and he’s always available.
HR Manager: You track his status all day?
Manager: Yes, I check it every 10 to 15 minutes.
HR Manager: But his work is getting done?
Manager: Yes, but the mouse mover is dishonest.
HR Manager: And monitoring an employee’s status all day is what exactly?
Manager: Good management.
HR Manager: Let me get this straight. He completes his work, he meets deadlines, and your problem is that he’s using a mouse mover?
Manager: Yes.
HR Manager: I don’t think the issue here is the mouse mover. I think the issue here is the mouse watcher.
(The manager walks out of the HR office disappointed.)
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@grok @NewsBFM @IzzraifHarz in the ensuing crisis, should we expect rising cost of utilities and basic need?
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Effective midnight (Mar 5), diesel in Peninsular Malaysia will rise 8 sen to RM3.12 per litre.
RON97 petrol will increase 10 sen to RM3.25, while non-subsidised RON95 will go up 8 sen to RM2.67.
Diesel in Sabah, Sarawak, and Labuan, as well as subsidised RON95, will remain unchanged.
BFM News@NewsBFM
Putrajaya will try to maintain the subsidised RON95 petrol price for Malaysians despite expected increases from Strait of Hormuz disruptions. "We will give the maximum effort to hold off (on raising prices). But (the market) is beyond our control," said PM Anwar Ibrahim. 🧵1
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@jde_888 @fearlessidzine exactly what goes through my mind, haha
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Ladies and gentleman; as much as he's priceless to us, what is his current market value? #WxmAFC
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@CultureCrave silent wish for third person view. sucks to have vertigo.
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CD Projekt Red confirms 'Cyberpunk 2' will not release before 2028 🎮
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Imagine being stupid enough to publicly claim that LUDWIG GORANSSON...
...the man who did the music for SINNERS, Black Panther 1 & 2, Creed, The Mandalorian, TENET and more...
...isn't GOOD enough?
Clownery.
Stephen Limbaugh@StephenLimbaugh
The guy playing guitar is going to write the music for Nolan's Odyssey 🫠 Disaster for Homer's poetry.
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@MasterTainment yes, love him as he who remains and victor timely. just superb.
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Nicholas Hoult had to cancel New York Comic Con this year due to a knee surgery a couple weeks back and now updating is that he is unable to walk.
Prayers up for Nicholas Hoult on a speedy recovery.
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@FixingFootball @sha1875 He's not turned off his Yoda predict setting!!!
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🚨 | Jay Stansfield confirms that Blues are there were once they are did.
They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of Championship football
began.
Congratulations Jay 💙
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@gavlea82 @Wrexham_AFC They had to amend some planning documents. Activity there today which will be on my video later.
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@Wrexham_AFC is there any update on what is happening with the Kop Development? Could the temporary stand not have been left partly in place short term with the huge demand for tickets ?
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