Eddie Carisma @th3 Bossman
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Eddie Carisma @th3 Bossman
@eddycarisma
charismatic trendsetter not a pacesetter real recognize real
Kiambu, Kenya Katılım Ocak 2020
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No wife
No kids
Same amount of Ugali , fermented milk and kales. You were the problem indeed. 🤣🤣
Masta@abuyamasta
Cow meat, kales, fermented milk and ugali for lunch.
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@ignyharaz2 Some nigga said and I quote." Your daddy and his friends were out here looking for hoes, and he came back with your momma" . Sio mimi I swear!
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At 39 year old you're a winner my dear sister because you're independent, mature, and know what you want. Your frontal lobe is developed and men can't control or afford you so they go after cheap and naive 23yo girls. Marriage is also slavery. May God forbid it for you. 🙏
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE
A lady became emotional after visiting a studio to take photos for her 39th birthday, as she suddenly remembered that she doesn’t have a husband or any serious date.
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@abuyamasta 😂😂Huyu mkisii hukuarage baiter...
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@fredrick_j25 @KyaloIntel My dad has a friend who is very rich and only has 2 children...he is addicted to making money and constantly says that he will never have any more children living his best life..man I envy that.
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@KyaloIntel The problem is he can't prove where he has taken all that money to....no wife, no child, malnutrition and kakonde kabisa.
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@MartinnaMaree i once hanged out with a guy,who was snorting coke and he is from an affluent background,he offered me some and asked me to give it a try,I declined and told him,your parents can afford rehab,mine have many priorities.
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I'll say it again,if you are a poor person's child, refuse to hangout with the kids of the wealthy if you aren't in the same financial bracket.
Campus mtoto WA expat amekuita bash,umeenda wakatoa glucose. Enda home mami/papi. Enda lala. Those kids+ their parents will throw you
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@droid254 they used to travel close to the shoreline as in paralell..before inventing the compass.
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Still amazes me how ancient humans used to travel by sea ... like the Sentinelese people moved from Africa tens of thousands of years ago to an island in the Pacific ...they are still uncontacted to this day ...they don't have even metals they rely on primitive ways
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When MEN are OBSESSED with something, that thing defines the man.
Women are different- they’re able to walk away from everything and not get obsessed with it.
I find that very interesting (about women)
I was watching some STUPID podcast @kibeandy did with a gym guy, a total empty debe of an overgrown boy who was handed the mantle of protecting women through an enema deep in his RECTUM and he actually thought it was a good idea to run it by kibe
Nelson Amenya@amenya_nelson
Gym addiction is worse than alcohol
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@muriothe_ @Josh001J Do U know most pros from other continents start to train as early as age 8...In their teens they are already ameature boxers before turning pro.
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@tchaloyi that's where the honey badger comes in...
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As a man, the chances of you "deliberately wanting" to get in a fight with someone like this would be very slim. It's pure instinct.
TG OMORI@boy_director
How do animals who have never heard tales of the lion still fear them at first encounter.
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@Cobratate even don Frye said
' Them Russians ain't to be messed with."
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Russians are the most versatile people alive.
Best at a hot sauna? Russian
Blistering Siberian cold? Russian
Smart hacker? Russian
Brutal killer? Russian
Raw force power lifting? Russian.
Only blacks win with athletic pursuits.
Otherwise Russians are top predators.
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@Maryian96 Or maybe he could be a mole; presented as a deserter but as a mole operative
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Kindiki was approached to sacrifice his DP position and cede it to Gladys Wanga of ODM. 2 close allies of president William RUTO were sent to lure Kindiki into accepting several cabinet positions and that the president will create a more lucrative position for him if accepts the political deal. Kindiki left the room annoyed and now he has embarked on a peace mission in his backyard. He even wants Gachagua to forgive him.
The good professor has sent several people to Gachagua to apologize to him and ask him for a meeting.
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@kajairo0 @ivymuthe @dekim_Kalvino he won't,mbavus arms are shorter compared to majembe..he has a shorter reach..distance ya punch take will not make much of an impact.
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@_fwambui Heri kulelewa na step dad kuliko step mum,women mistreat anyone who isn't their blood.
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@diazsemr @austin_tunoi We were living as savages before the coming of the white man,civilisation is a new/foreign concept to the black man.
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@austin_tunoi You're ignoring many factors, africa had thriving and well managed kingdoms up until jeshi la wokovu and halal guys arrived
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Najua mnaogopa kukubali but Blacks are very destructive. They can hardly manage working systems well.
ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪@onjolo_kenya
This was Nairobi before independence, many African capitals are not even here yet . Somebody in Bangui can easily misinterpret Nairobi of the 1960s, as London of today. My only concern is that it looks like we are digracing because of poor planning. Buildings are cropping up like mushrooms and hawkers are everywhere on the streets of our Kanairo.
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@realskeka 😂😂 kuna story,naweza sema mchekee Vibaya Sana but I'll choose to stay silent.
Filipino
Unaweza dhani inakuwanga myth until upatane na mtaro😂
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
Why do men think v@ginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?
Indonesia
Filipino
Mathira MP Eric Wamumbi to take family of the late Nderitu Gachagua to State House next week over an inheritance dispute with Rigathi Gachagua
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@Waaanjiku hakuna anything worse than someone abusing your your mum, let alone slut shaming.
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"Amber Ray's son can't win an argument cuz his peers will pull out videos of...."
Mnadhania shule mtoto wa Amber Ray yuko ni ya saints?
Hahahaha.
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