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@piperocktheory unnecessary king taco mention leave them out

once you hit 30 the only drugs you should be doing is shrooms and weed

And the last time I saw the animatronics from Showbiz Pizza was at an arcade bar in KC, and they had been reprogrammed to only perform Biggie’s hits. It was my favorite.

It’s always the ones who haven’t booked anything that have SAG-AFTRA front and center in their bio

Jim Carrey is bald on acct of he has cancer Wait for it

None of the Even Stevens kids came out of that series unscathed

Once Iaughed too hard at a scene in Ant Man and a dude on the other end of the aisle walked over + asked me to keep it down 🙃

Signed Al Jardine photo aauughh

My favorite part of any Al Jardine show, Sir @EricIdle !!!

her : “you better not be watching Tom Jones duetting with EMF on Unbelievable when I get home!” me :

I feel like a lot of the people who hate on U2 have never actually listened to them or even know that their most famous albums were produced by peak Brian Eno

My favorite willy wonka gag was the exploding candy for your opps

Sony's cancelled RoboCop Blu-ray. This was slated but in the twilight hour MGM's catalog went to Fox so this release never officially debuted. Some copies escaped destruction. MPEG-2 encode, PCM 5.1, R-rated cut.

it looks like hes about to shit himself😭

Must’ve been so sick to just turn on CBS in 94 and this shit starts playing after Jeopardy or something

there's a specific kind of loneliness that comes from being a weird freak who is difficult to hang out with

and my number one occupation, stealing women from their men

Tickets are now on sale for Al Jardine & The Pet Sounds Band WORLD PREMIERE live performance of the entire Beach Boys Love You album, plus the hits & more from the new We Gotta Groove box set, Fri Feb 27 at the United Theater on Broadway in LA! 🎶 Tickets: aljardine.com

When I was probably seven years old my teacher would force my class to sing some of this song’s lyrics as a call and response and I literally HATED it. However… all these years later I totally understand her. This might be the best song I’ve ever heard in my life…

People who say “keep talking, I’m listening” 👎 I know you aren’t listening while sending that long text