Ed, Edd and Eddy

@RedDevilFC @ManUtd @DataMB_ Buy the two then for 100 mil. Problem solved

Say we buy Baleba from Brighton for £70m. Brighton will then go buy Sangaré for £30m & after a season or two he'll be easily valued over £100m 💰 I like Baleba but it’s evident Sangaré is the better player of the two & statistically way more technical. £35-40m for this talent it’s incredibly smart business!! Don’t fumble this #MUFC 🇾🇪

Unemployment will make you forget you’re even educated

Youri is a familiar face for the boss 👀🤝

He's here. Welcome to the United family, Youri 🔏❤️

🆕🧤 @KarlDarlow will wear the number 1️⃣2️⃣ for United 💪

Proud to have joined such a historic club. So excited for the challenge ahead & to meet up with the boys. Grateful. Let’s go! ❤️

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even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

"The player will cost £90m, But it's negotiable if...." INEOS:

A COVID-19 não foi há 3 anos. Foi há 7 anos.

We’re saying hello to five new faces on the touchline in 2026/27 👋 Get to know all 20 Premier League managers ⬇️

I don’t think anything is more annoying than this.

@utdreport @opaleak This kit isn't nice

Bryan Mbeumo in #mufc’s 2026/27 away shirt [@opaleak]

Nobody: Wicked people in church on Sunday:

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Dreams do come true. @04Andrey is proof of that 🔏

Ready to make his mark. The Manchester United family welcomes you, @04Andrey 🤝🔴

🔴🟡🔵 | 🌳 Happy Birthday to the man between the sticks 🧤🇬🇭 Hearts of Oak and @GhanaBlackstars No.1. Our last line of defense. A World Cup guardian. More saves, more glory, more greatness, Benjamin Asare

@ADEKU1995 @AdamJoseph This isn't football manager And if you have ball knowledge you'd know Tielemans is a baller

@AdamJoseph You're happy tieleman signing in big 2026 ?for a club as big as utd and some of the fans are happy

Youri Tielemans for £35m. The passer Manchester United needed to add & they went out & got him. The CM market is as deep as it has ever been, but it lacked top tier, premium talent in their prime who were also not crazily overpriced - especially PL proven. Santos + Tielemans = £85m. Mateus Fernandes = £85m. I know what I would choose.