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@edelheids

crying out the crazy

the front stoop Katılım Nisan 2011
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Heidi@edelheids·
Mom: your fish is always so still Me: well he has depression Mom: .... Me: *maintains eye contact while crushing up meds to put in his tank*
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yas@adoomies3·
I need Rob to crashout just like this when he’s accused of being a traitor
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Justin Bieber@justinbieber·
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My 68 year old mom, with no uterus, fertility issues, 3 adopted kids, talking about RFK Jr: “he’s such a nut. I always loved the name Kennedy for a kid and now I can’t use it.”
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
its october
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Heidi@edelheids·
TLOASG is to Taylor as Connquest is to Conner4Real in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, and I hope she has one real friend to tell her that her dogshit pancakes are bad.
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Heidi@edelheids·
I hope the girl parked next to me at the gym who threw a plan b box and empty monster can out of her car window has a good day <3
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Heidi@edelheids·
For my birthday I either want a raccoon to show up on my doorstep and claim me as its mother, or Andy Samberg.
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Heidi@edelheids·
I had to have my uterus and the 6.5 pound fibroid attached to it violently ripped from my body, so I can’t leave the couch for 6 weeks. So bored. One like and I will text every man that ghosted me last year.
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T-Pain
T-Pain@TPAIN·
Congrats 🙏🏿 Tell him I’m going back on tour
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Heidi@edelheids·
I’m 100 days sober today, so that’s kind of cool
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love drops
love drops@lovedropx·
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Debbie Downer
Debbie Downer@ANGELBABYBITTY·
Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber
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Jason Gallagher
Jason Gallagher@jga41agher·
If they made a billion episodes of Righteous Gemstones I'd watch a billion episodes of Righteous Gemstones.
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debo
debo@killmefam·
. @RobertKennedyJr Ran out of burger buns again so I had to use 2 chocolate chip cookies for my bacon cheeseburger
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Heidi@edelheids·
sometimes I’m like “WOW I can’t believe what a good mood I’m in, I should text every friend I have and tell them I love them, life is so good” and then I remember I took my adderall and this will wear off in four hours
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