something sarcastic

something that really grinds my gears? seeing folks not appreciate having their grandparents alive. I just……

professionally sassy epic chats are both anxiety-inducing and entertaining.

I can’t quite explain the feeling I get when somebody who is supposed to know me says something that indicates they haven’t been paying attention to the very essence of my being.

Because the way i didn’t leave work until 9pm only to come home and work on a presentation is BEYOND ME. I am NOT a trainee anymore & I wanna act like it

I love what I do but at the same time I hate that it comes with all this added responsibility. If I could just take care of patients and stop there for now, I’d be a happy camper.

the amount of responsibilities that I have at work are literally way more than I would like to have. I wanna do my job then go tf home 😭

Only Beyoncé can get me to spend $33 on a MOVIE for a concert I’ve already seen twice. Are we crackheads?!

Blue Ivy's very first performance vs her final one shows she truly became one with the stage, iconic😭🥹

when I’m at work and I have to say “you all” instead of “y’all” 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Y’all are losing the plot with this whole “girl dinner” trend. The moment you dirty more than one dish/utensil, it’s no longer girl dinner. If you’ve got to chop anything, not girl dinner. Have the wherewithal to order food, nah.

@_BeNiceOrLeave I’ve been seeing this mess! Didn’t get go? People are dumb 😭😭😭

Y’all tic-tac for brains mfs told Keith Lee to go to Monday Nola..disgraceful.

@A_DeLynn Ain’t my fault you a non-compassionate healthcare professional, my love 😂

@A_DeLynn Not you seeing patients as dollar signs 🥴🥴🥴

Did that white guy just jump into the water to escape getting his ass whooped? 😭

Fck these laid edges ima let it shrivel up Fck this fade & waves ima let it dread all upppp

As soon as the weapons start to form against me God:

It’s time for a protective style. I have been very unhappy with my hair lately

Sitting here realizing that having a child will unleash a whole different level of my anxiety 😭

Chile, im at the park people watching and look at these ppl chirren running around.

@Bigbnotthelil_1 Been there. It’ll be fine babe. Woosah, get a nice lil drink and thank god for the extra rest. Have a great day 😘

not me waking up at 7:50… the time i’m usually sitting down at my desk