Gardnr 🐍

God be running my show like I’m Mansa Musa. But I’m just a man with big dreams and a corner office.

You owe it to yourself to dedicate yourself to something.

Saturday isn’t a Break, it’s a Build.

Headlines between islands

@eddiee_O Na you dey find Maldives… something that 5mins parara🎺 can solve🌚

Omo. Birthdays are extremely expensive and exhausting to plan please 🫩

You can read all the books. Watch all the documentaries. Listen to all the stories. But nothing, and I mean nothing, will prepare you for certain moments in life until you're standing in them yourself. Marriage. Divorce. Childbirth. Losing someone you love. Parenting. They all look so different when it's your heart on the line. Your choices. Your pain. Your mess. Your miracle. It's easy to sit on the outside with theories, opinions, and assumptions. It's easy to think you'd handle it better. Until life turns to you and says, "Your turn." And suddenly, you understand. You understand the tears. The silence. The fight to keep going. The strength it takes to show up when everything feels heavy. The courage it takes to start over. Life has a way of humbling us all. So be slow to judge, quick to offer grace, and always remember, what you don't understand today, you just might face tomorrow. We're all just figuring it out as we go. And that's more than okay.

Death is inconsiderate. It was not until yesterday, I actually felt the true pain of death. It hurts deeply. And it’s a burden. Rest well Dad. You won.

It is well with my soul

Oh death, you’re cruel.

@ABUJAPLUG Naah, the filling station before that roundabout is the real trick. 🌝

Real Abuja people will understand this 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@LegacySiu Mbappe. World Cup finals against Argentina.

Guess the player Level: Impossible

AI killed coding tutorials

@BlessedGirl001 70M. Need to buy this property before it increases again in 2026

If or when the algorithm brings this tweet to your TL, just mention that one thing you need before December 25th and trust God to bring it to past.

@Eclairs___ Ehyaa, you don’t like Okro? Ndo for you.

1. Liking men. 2. Okra🤮🤢. 3. Clubbing. 4. Cuddling. 5. Long nails. 6. Petite women. 7. Cigarettes. 8. Breaking bad. 9. Drake. 10. Anime(weirdos, seek help) 11. Android phones. 12. Messi.

Lore don suffer 🫠

@Blosept1 This tweet has hundreds of millions views! Please make sure you get paid!🙏🏼

I pray you experience unconditional love.

Just go where the love is. Easy.

If we’re dating and I move to kiss you in public and you dodge it because you’re shy, I WILL PUNCH TF OUT OF YOU.

Congrats! 🎉🍾 Watch out for the ripple effect. It comes fast! 💨

Hello! I wanted to share the heartbreaking story of Toluwa, a brave 16yr old girl battling leukemia. Her family needs urgent help to cover the $70,000 cost of treatment in India Please consider donating or repost so others can help. Nothing is small, thank you❤️ Link in the cs