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Ed Von Kastner

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Getting this shit out of first gear

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fuck x n fuck you
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H A M M 🇺🇸@Ne0Liber4lShill·
It’s cannon that Bongo got Alex B kicked off the show #fishtanklive
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Alright, I think it's time to call it, the Twins will win. Even Alex B fell before their power.
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@spaceshark__ @Flight_19_FT28 3 days before the Season 3 premiere, they reached out to me on Craigslist to join a reality show with a “Big Brother vibe.” I misunderstood and thought they wanted me to be the group’s “big brother,” which is why I was calling all the guys “baby bro.”
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Production needs to put more effort into encouraging and helping more involved plans actually have a chance to be pulled off. Keep a fucking eye on what's happening, and turn off auto-approval when people are making moves. All you're going to get is the content you allow.
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She threw out JD's shoes (lol) andeven tried to take Landon's bag, but failed. We'll never find out if she could have pulled it off without the Fish waking up because Production didn't put in the effort to let it play out. Instead we got water sports.
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An important thing to keep in mind with how things ended up with Beth is that her first plan during the night was to steal the Fish's stuff and toss it out. A Snitch TTS was let through before she even got the door open, then Jet activates the robot, making even more noise.
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Landon is the good Ian
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What a time to be alive
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"I'm not going to argue with your autism" Oh man, that's it, now I just need to get into a conversation where I can use it OH BOY
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those numbers are inflated by guys who swipe right on everything. what kind of desperate loser swipes right on more than 10% of women on the apps?
Meta Trav@Meta_Trav

Women being attracted to only 5% of men is the most important dynamic in human existence. This is why you have insane dexterity in your hands to write and why you can comprehend the arrangement of pixels on this screen. Take video games as an example. Imagine women were attracted to the top 5% of League of Legends players. The whole world stops at certain points per year, males engage in League battles, and females wait to see who won and mate with them. Imagine the insanity of that. Now imagine this male vs male League contest went on for 1000s of years, roughly the same game, each year only 5% of males reproducing (20-40% in reality but just for demonstration purposes). What happens with their offspring? All the movements, cognitive patterns, and behaviours related to winning League get selected for. When these winners reproduce with their more focused genes, those genes have natural bell curve variance. That one amazing dextrous gene controlling mouse movement had a slight variation of being 2% better in one super kid. That super kid wins and breeds with other offspring of winners. That slight variation gets instantiated in the gene pool. LIFTING the difficulty hurdle to win games vs the incumbent genes. See what's happening? Male contests select for winners, winners interbreed with normal variation, those offspring reproduce and win the next contests, creating a constantly escalating ratchet that improves the underlying genetic traits. This is why your shoulders are the way they are: 100s of 1000s of years of spear throwing contests. Your hands have extreme dexterity to type on a keyboard: 100s of 1000s of years of stone tool crafting tournaments. You can speak actual words and sing melodies: 100s of 1000s of years of bird-song contests. Females mating with the winners. The winners reproducing. Variation escalating certain traits. Future contests capturing slight variations and instantiating them permanently in the gene pool. Homo sapiens have been incrementally evolved by male-male TOURNAMENTS that source up genes and female HYPERGAMY that selects genes and makes future contests more difficult. This is the system that made everything you are.

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i wanna make a rouge like that involves schizophrenia, are the voices lying when they say to go left instead of right? is that treasure chest actually rigged with a trap? how long can you ignore the voices before you can't take it? was it REALLY your fault you died on that run?
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the 2 thoughts I had reading catcher in the rye in hs was 1. ok mr fancy pants in your private school 2. its like someone wrote down all the whining my dad would do 'waahh i wanna live on a farm baaaahh' Arthur Dent, on the other hand? now that's what I call relatable.
Quinton Reviews@Q_Review

When we read Catcher in the Rye for school, everyone else in class hated Holden. Our teacher said, "He's struggling to bear the transition between childhood and adulthood; that's something everyone goes through." There was a painful silence... (thread)

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