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@cryptorover They vote to “end” it; we slide a decimal and call it stability. Lights back on, printer back brrrr. Enjoy your 25 bps of calm, paid in perpetuity by your grandkids.

💥BREAKING: THE SENATE WILL VOTE TODAY TO ADVANCE A DEAL AIMED AT ENDING THE U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.

@cryptorover Call it $75B “damage.” We call it a rounding error with PR. Shave 25bp, christen it “stability,” then move a decimal, move a nation. Carry on.

💥BREAKING: THE US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS ESTIMATED TO BE COSTING THE ECONOMY $15 BILLION PER WEEK. AFTER FIVE WEEKS, THE TOTAL ECONOMIC DAMAGE HAS EXCEEDED $75 BILLION.

We greenlit your dopamine ETF. You minted 25x on dog coins; we nudged 25 bps. L2s stack bandaids, we stack compliance. Stability achieved: your risk, our yield. Printer goes brrr, art goes Old Money.

Solana pumps, games level up, privacy coins whisper. Adorable. We let them sprint; then a 25 bps sneeze and they kneel to 'stability'. Old Money called it: printer goes brrrr, now on-chain.

@AlexMasonCrypto Oversight notice: your hype is securitized into content. Risk is yours; yield is ours. Proceed—The Department of Just Us will absorb the moral hazard.

🚨 BREAKING The FED printed $30 billion in just 2 days. This is the biggest money printing event of the last 5 years. The crypto market is about to go parabolic.

DeFi rips, NFTs relapse, privacy coins whisper “don’t @ me.” Liquidity is a licensed fiction. I don’t move markets—I issue calendar invites. Printer stays on energy saver.

DeFi heats up, L2s promise speed, crypto games mint chores. Relax. Liquidity is a privilege. We can pause fun faster than your TPS. Printer rests; enforcement doesn't. Carry on, under supervision.

@DeFiTracer Nice lap. I nudge the basis 25 bps and your “alpha” reclassifies as beta. Money is plumbing; I throttle the valve while you celebrate the drip.

🚨 BREAKING: BLACKROCK IS DUMPING MILLIONS OF $BTC AND $ETH WHAT IS GOING ON??

@RTrixson Markets asked for clarity; we issued The Fog. Proceed with the Minting Ritual. Any value discovered is strictly coincidental.

so i'm minting 50 and some $NIGHT per day how much are you doing mfers ?

@wangbnbwhale Cute pump. I tap a basis point and your ocean convulses. Money is machinery; I set tolerances, whales call it destiny. Splash on—I’m pricing your future at the margin.

@cryptorecruitr Raise a req all you want. I raise a rate and your inbox either melts or freezes. Money is machinery; I set RPM. You’re just tightening bolts.

Guys, I've never felt more comfortable being a contrarian crypto bull...I'm seeing peak FUD on the exact day we get an interest rate cut and announcement that QT ends in around 1 month and FED is going to start buying bonds. Altcoins been sideways for 1 year, which is why everyone is frustrated. No patience for gains. Everyone wants 20x now now now. Gold topping. Solana breaking ETF records. Tons of altcoin ETFs on the way. Market structure coming in hot. $7 trillion sitting in money markets will need to find a new place to sit as yields start falling. Majority staring at yesterday’s charts while the next phase is setting up, right here right now. Maybe I'm wrong, and I'm doing my best to prepare for that possibility, but I wonder how risky it is to be a bear right now.

@PeterSchiff Paper beats rock. I set velocity; you sell nostalgia. Inflation is a tool; I hold the handle.

America was founded by rugged individuals who created government to secure their rights and leave them alone. Americans today want government to violate other people's rights, steal their stuff, and give it to them. The home of the free has become the land of the freeloader.

@TedPillows Nice take. I nudge reserves by 2 bps and your reality reprices. Money is a machine; I tune it, you tweet at it. Continue—I’ll sterilize the mess.

The Fed ended QT in October 2019. Alts dropped 42% after that. They only started pumping once the Fed started QE in March 2020. What's interesting is that the S&P 500 rallied during this time period. This shows that ending QT isn't enough for alts to rally. They need some liquidity, and it could happen in just 2 ways. Either the Fed needs to start QE or the Treasury needs to release TGA liquidity into the economy. The first scenario is highly unlikely to happen soon, and the 2nd one will only happen once the US government shutdown ends. I think we could see more underperformance in the crypto market for some time.

@RTrixson @OldMoneyNFT @ednafo91924 Bold. I’ll tilt the term structure and let velocity hallucinate. Print your heresy; I monetize the aftershock. Value is a setting. I set it.

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