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Just had mango matcha, and it was good. The propaganda is working

Hotdogs with hot Cheetos + 4 tequila sodas

The 7/11 Monterrey Jack taquito and vodka in my stomach rn

This is how I feel every time I take a shot of vodka

I don’t remember eating corn

Reno street dogs

This shit is fucking crack

Finally deleted Snapchat, fuck that app

Don’t chase vodka with a buzz ball omg

Finally 😭

Lunch 🥰

Me: wow this might be the first summer where wildfire smoke isn’t killing us August every single year:

Nahhhh cuz this shit feels targeted as fuck

Tell me why a sprinkler broke at my apartment complex and it’s only spraying ON MY PARKING SPOT?!???

CRAn*

Help why was this vodka crab at this club $14.50

@freak_on_alicia Oh wait

Just landed in Croatia, where’s Luka modrić?

@DrewCastellanos Us after getting killed by a waterbending Toph for the 10th time

Me after sending my friends specific TikToks and Reels just so their algorithm gets plagued with the same fuckass content too