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My wife came up to me this morning, furious.
She pointed towards her pyjamas and told me that while she slept, our cats shit on her stomach.
I kept silent.
What my wife doesn’t know is that it wasn’t the cats;
It was me.
After playing League of Legends for 17 hours yesterday, I wanted to prove myself that I was the ultimate grinder by twerking on her while she slept.
Little did I know the tacos we ate earlier that day would come back to haunt me.


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