Elizabeth Dawson

@HeyBMcCormick Nah. We give $5 for first tooth only. $1 thereafter.

Just watched an “influencer” talking to her daughter about the tooth fairy visiting last night. When she asked her daughter what the tooth fairy brought, she said TWENTY DOLLARS. $20?! Is that really the going rate for a tooth these days?!

@eatDEWwrite @mainlinewife Netflix. Still seems available.

@davejorgenson Got a text from my mom immediately.

How many seconds into the half time show did someone at your Super Bowl party politely ask if Rihanna is pregnant

@HeyBMcCormick Anddddd you said dessert. (Need coffee…)

@HeyBMcCormick Yes! Get frozen phyllo mini cups - add a bit of Brie to each, top with whole cranberry sauce and a pecan for 350 15 min. Top with sprig of rosemary. Or do pigs in a blanket! Crescent roll and mini sausages. 15min 375. Or good ole cream cheese and dump pepper jelly on top.

Good morning, Twitter! I forgot that I have to make dessert for Christmas Eve and between work all day today and driving 4+ hrs RT to pick up my mom tomorrow, I’m running short on time. Anyone have any easy recipes or hacks with store made desserts you can share?

@bikemamadelphia Lol same

For whatever reason our fox streaming of the World Series played ads for this race and I feel obligated to find out what happens.

@maggiesox My kids have been asleep for 2 hours now

@loctastic Sweet Jesus. Don’t do it.

@mcfrsPIO Do you know if any orgs are helping displaced families? I’ve had neighbors inquiring on how they can help.

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@brimil Me too. Twice. ❤️

@jptoto Can’t believe I didn’t know this! That’s such a cool idea. I know some other parents who “retired” to similar roles and really enjoyed it.

@jenn_clauss Hard pass!

@jenn_clauss Yes! I declined to continue interviewing for one in December for this very reason 🙄

@maggiesox Yep

@ipk13 No. It would say black tie.

Is formal black tie?

@jptoto “Tell me about yourself” is also common around the DMV because of all the transplants.

@jptoto How do you afford your lifestyle? 😂

@jillianivey @yoitsmissbee Thirded.

@yoitsmissbee 1,000% agree.