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@whereiskairo I feel like you might not be getting invited to many women's birthdays

@eef1738 @MiharaMiha21717 @amarilov3u @TheDejaKing @tragic_endings_ Yes. Usually tiny people, not above the age of 11.

I think if a man dressed like a little boy while using his girlfriend’s card to buy stuff you guys would see how weird that is

@MiharaMiha21717 @amarilov3u @whereiskairo @TheDejaKing @tragic_endings_ Yes and people commonly wear tiaras on their birthday to feel like royalty why are we acting like this has never been done before

@amarilov3u @whereiskairo @TheDejaKing @tragic_endings_ That’s cos she’s actual royalty, pls do not act dense on purpose lol

@swagenroute @godoesntlimp @_lurkie_ Lots of people make the joke that Obama killed Kutner because Kal Penn went to go work for the Obama administration and that's why Kutner was written off

@godoesntlimp @_lurkie_ what obama joke

I'll never get over this

@mia_saneart @CamBang3r @Drew_Scarlet98 Once you watch the show you wonder how he didn't get shot more

@CamBang3r @Drew_Scarlet98 why would he get shot in that show. what situations is he even in

This beautiful supermodel has testicular cancer…you won’t believe how it happened. 😳

@coweonline @maranaitsuko Assigned Georgia football fan at birth

@maranaitsuko Great idea until someone has a baby and you’re texting “It’s a dawg!”

@phillietoot Adding the ancient texts

⋆˚꩜｡ ✨ daniel howell as hayley williams ! a thread 🧵

@oariaraio_opaj @sexytwerp Epstein barr virus probably

@sexytwerp Not really. Like what would that even do.

i suppose it would be disturbing

@JunoTheRoyal @wurrmmo On the bright side hand tattoos fade significantly faster than other tattoos so maybe they're somewhat free

@wurrmmo You are seeing that for the rest of eternity

I wonder how this person is doing rn...

@RAD1OKN1FE @seanprice420 @SuperFucke Could even up the amount of bullets with that kind of luck

@seanprice420 @SuperFucke Dang those are some great odds! you should try playing russian roulette

A drunk driver killed my mother yesterday. She was traveling in america, she was a pedestrian on the side of the road when a stupid drunk 19 year old murdered her with a car. Please do not ever drive drunk :( My family is so devastated. Your selfish decisions can impact so many.

@mrs_ackx2 @petals4param0re Ultimate guitar

@petals4param0re what app is that?

shit from a butts birthday is today girl i dont give a fuck 😭😭😭

@transgreghouse Are you familiar enough with prison break and or sons of anarchy to write a fic about them #Lmk

@Pyretta_blaze98 @iambandea Whatever you say brother

@eef1738 @iambandea 😂😂 nah I know music clearly yall dont

Sorry but Hayley Williams losing to Yungblud at the Grammys is absolutely embarrassing for the Grammys

@Pyretta_blaze98 @iambandea

@iambandea Yall are funny, dude is reviving rock music making it big again. Wasn't just him he had actual big name musicians with him 😂😂 yall just salty a woman who hasn't been relevant in years lost

burger #burger #🍔

@ekduein He's acting like they need a license and a waiver to operate that shit I'm actually crying

New type of guy discovered talks about glambot operation like offshore oil rigging

@beastflow_ @WIGGYWAMWAM @postphantasm @erenfromtargets @PopCrave Like omg he's committed downnn to to make this woman and her husband seem broke for no reason

@WIGGYWAMWAM @postphantasm @eef1738 @erenfromtargets @PopCrave Youre saying she’s broke cause of one picture when she had a 3 day celebration. They’re giving you raw proof shes not broke but you’re basing your point off the one picture??? And who doesn’t sound reasonable?

Glambot director Cole Walliser is under fire for his responses to a possible customer inquiring about the camera for a wedding. Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.

@WIGGYWAMWAM @erenfromtargets @PopCrave U the glambot police or what 🤔🤔

@eef1738 @erenfromtargets @PopCrave That means essentially nothing. Renting the glambot would cost much more than you seem to anticipate. It isn’t a normal crew, it isn’t a trivial operation.

@WIGGYWAMWAM @erenfromtargets @PopCrave Well considering she had two other ceremonies along with that one i think she can

@erenfromtargets @PopCrave Yeah that is not a woman who can afford this. Look at the venue. Come on.

@ThisisRazinShah @therealdiceXI @Hux1688 @found_it_funny A classic "everybody lies" case, even diseases. But still tragic

@ThisisRazinShah @therealdiceXI @Hux1688 @found_it_funny Tbf he was under a false impression that the patients brother was getting married to the girl he liked because his brain was creating false memories so the symptoms pointed to broken heart syndrome