🔪 bonnie🔪

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@LloydsLoungee truly 😭😶‍🌫️

@eel_teeth The kind that singes nose hairs yeah 😆🤮

norman just farted a fart so potent that it jolted me awake from a dead nap 😭

@bby_spooky what is this 👀

Came home to find out my request went thru for #videohorrorsociety 📼

the criminal

periodt.

^^ def my favorite line from season 4

perhaps the Strangest Things™️ are the friends we made along the way 🥹

@myuzikalleeriq lmaooo u never know 😂😭

@eel_teeth GIRL CHILL ITS A WHOLE MOOSE BREED 😭😭

Did you know there's some type of animal fur that exists, the fur strand will fall out but the uhhmm follicle part of the hair is like It can reattach itself to you and give you a "splinter" pinch til you pull it out This is cool stuff

@wsgrl_ true, but i believe a raven would have far more self-restraint 😂😂

@eel_teeth I bet you could teach a raven to ring your doorbell too 😂

@myuzikalleeriq wait what animal 👀

Its a wild animal so it's a hunter/skinner problem really LOL

@myuzikalleeriq they’re honestly the SWEETEST 😭💖

@eel_teeth PRECIOUS LIL RAVEN HATCHLINGS😭😭🥺

i befriended the kids across the street (ages: 5/7/9) & now they bring me treasures: - dandelions - glitter putty - a rock - marker drawings - 2 cookies - a friendship bracelet - small pinecones - a decorative bottle of sand

me: refuses to let u come over until i’ve vacuumed & tidied up also me: insists u see the bones degreasing on my balcony as soon as u get here

why doesn't she call?

'Shut up!' screamed Toad.

@daliacrossing i stole this hack off reddit years ago: 1. Fill your lungs with your mouth. v important to use the mouth. 2. Swallow TWICE in a row. If you have difficulty, generate saliva in your mouth, it'll help you get the second swallow easier. 3. Exhale SLOWLY through your nostrils.

currently watching someone’s botw stream and I started laughing so much I gave myself hiccups and they really hurt💀💀

We slow-motion shot Tom Nook with a nerf gun and I can't breathe lmfao