Lara Croft

falling naked into my downstairs neighbors apartment woman

@marlborozanov easy, camera is a vampire

can someone explain to me like im 5 years old how the hell they shot this scene in front of a mirror

do I like imagine dragons? yeah I'm imagining one named smegma

idk here's some thirst traps

@Honeyisstarvng it's exhaled as CO2 and water, and yes I'm serious

Okay but like where does it go though 😭 do I just piss it out

@somethings_awry my demisexuality is the only thing holding me back from being a hoe so I feel u

Realizing that being autistic and demisexual makes dating feel impossible to navigate because it's rare that I'm attracted to anyone just by a dating profile, and the struggle to build in-person relationships means fewer emotional bonds, attracted to less people... basic math.

@hopes_revenge close, we are lizards

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

@samson_samsen Uhhh idk, there are a lot of hypocrites in the world

The unforgiving person is the closest thing to a “good person,” even more so than the forgiving or empathetic person. A forgiving person is capable of forgiveness because he finds it easy to understand the behavior of those who offend him. This understanding is a function of possessing the capacity to act in a similar manner as those who offend him. He too is capable of hurting someone, and he knows it. However, a man who is incapable of forgiving people is equally repelled by offending them. He has a rigid but consistent ethical stance: he will not hurt, and he will not forgive when he is hurt. His lack of agency to be cruel to people mandates his lack of understanding for cruel character and thus makes him unforgiving of it. He will not forgive you for doing unto him what he cannot do to you. Right there is a good person.

@downy6395 It's caused by sugar intolerance. Dramatically reduce your sugar and carbs

@gisellaesthetic as a girl, I'd be PISSED if I made my hair bump that high and they edited it all down

Editing outdoor wedding photos

@SuperWeegeeX @bayrakmedya nah i bet the doc was like "lol" and put it on face

@eels4reals @bayrakmedya blood circulation probably is less strong 🤓

Şiddetli bir trafik kazasında burnu ağır hasar gören bir hasta, enfeksiyon nedeniyle normal yöntemlerle tedavi edilemez hale geldi. Çin’deki Fujian Tıp Üniversitesi Hastanesi’ndeki cerrahlar, son derece ileri bir rekonstrüktif cerrahi uyguladı: Hastanın kendi kaburgasından kıkırdak alarak yeni bir burun yapısı oluşturdu. Bu yapıyı, kan dolaşımının güçlü olduğu alın bölgesindeki derinin altına yerleştirdi. Aylar süren beklemenin ardından yeni burun, kendi damarlarını geliştirerek canlı kaldı. Şimdi ise yüzündeki asıl yerine yerleştirilmeye hazırlanıyor.

@tumbleweedrun heh, great reference

Pressing blue button and then learning your wife pressed red.

@somethings_awry I hate that it reminds me too much of cat throw up lmao

First attempt at lady fingers did NOT work out smdh

The official eels4reals's eels4REELS thread

@somethings_awry A NEURODIVERGENT KING 11/10

@eels4reals There's at least one, I don't tend to tooth smile much unless I'm masking hard and then I can't stop

Soft launching my Bumble profile. Can I improve this?