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Regarding Biden, how much ice cream does that dude actually eat? I mean seriously?!?

“Cardi B” presupposes the existence of “Cardi A” and “Cardi C-Z”

@KNWAFOX24 “First Rule of Fight Club” ……

Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man's nose near Razorback Stadium trib.al/AE5e2Kj

I want my spirit animal to be the Capybara

There needs to be a “Boomer Line” at all stores and restaurants where they can write checks and count out pocket change….

That new Banksy is plenty thought provoking

@unchainedcap fixes this #bitcoin

What could possibly go wrong?

Is there only one picture of her?

Umm. Have you ever fucked with a Canadian Goose before? I feel for the Eagle.

Is there a way on Twitter to just blacklist a single piece of content (like POTUS falling off a bike)? If not, I’ll just put this toy down for a few days.

In our “ultra modern” medical system, all STAT orders rely on fax machines. Let that sink in.

Or summon Dr. Who.

<<knock knock knock>> #DeFi you ok in there? You’re not snorting Tethers again, are you?

Whew. Log lady next up?

Dear Mr. Spielberg, As the homeowner’s assoc. has repeatedly warned you...

You’re doing it wrong

Oddly glad that I’m in the divergent reality where Elon bought #Twitter and not Trump

Next stop, #BlackMirror.

Johnny Depp is finally molting into his adult form: Marlon Brando.